Where's The Dress? - Moe Bandy/Joe Stampley
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Written by:George Cummings/Tony Stampley/Bucky Lindsey
Moe I saw it on the TV
莫伊 我在电视上看到这一幕
And I thought it was a shame
觉得真是可惜
It was a man dressed like a woman
有个男人穿着女装
And he had a boy's name
却取了个男孩名字
Well I heard it on the radio
我在浴缸里听广播时
While I was in the tub
也听到这个消息
Now Joe what in the world is this thing
乔 这世上到底什么是
They call the culture club
他们说的文化俱乐部
Well it's some old boy from England Moe
嘿 有个英国老兄叫莫伊
And he's making a million bucks
他可是赚了百万美金
Joe we'll never make a million
乔 我们开这些破卡车
Driving these old trucks
永远发不了财
Too many nights of drinking losing football bets
太多夜晚酗酒 赌球输得精光
Lately we'd do anything to get us out of debt
最近我们为还债什么都愿干
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
Give me them high heeled shoes
快把高跟鞋给我
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
We'll be money making fools
我们要成为赚钱的傻瓜
We might close the bars down
或许会闹得酒吧关门
And 'cause a few arrests
再惹上几桩官司
But if it makes some money
但只要能赚到钱
Tell me where's the dress
告诉我裙子在哪儿
Well I'll hire me a nurse to tote my purse
我要雇个护士帮我拎包
And I'll keep it full of beer
里面装满啤酒
Yeah and I'll have a girl to drive my truck
没错 我还要雇个姑娘开我的卡车
And one to tease my hair
再找个专人打理我的秀发
We can still go fishing wear our old blue jeans
我们仍能穿着旧牛仔裤去钓鱼
But when it comes to showtime
但当登台时刻来临
We'll be country queens
我们就是乡村女王
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
Give me them high heeled shoes
快把高跟鞋给我
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
We'll be money making fools
我们要成为赚钱的傻瓜
We might close the bars down
或许会闹得酒吧关门
And 'cause a few arrests
再惹上几桩官司
But if it makes some money
但只要能赚到钱
Tell me where's the dress
告诉我裙子在哪儿
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
Now Moe let's get on down to the store
嘿Moe 咱们赶紧去商店
And get some lipstick and some rouge
买些口红和胭脂
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
Hey Joe why don't we do this thing up right
嘿乔 咱们何不玩把大的
And get some of them ostrich plumes
搞点鸵鸟毛装饰
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
You know I was wondering if they made
你说他们会不会做
A pink pump in size 12 Moe
粉色12码高跟鞋啊莫
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
You don't think that old boy from England
还记得英国那小子吗
Shaves his legs do you Joe
你也刮腿毛吗乔
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
Well I don't know but it would take a butcher
我也不清楚 但得找个屠夫
To cut the hair off our legs Moe
才能剃掉咱俩的腿毛啊莫
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
Well I can see it now boy Moe
我现在就能想象那场面莫
Boy Joe and the grand old opry
乔小子和大剧院
Uh uh Moe
不不莫
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
I don't think ol' Roy would like
老罗伊可不会喜欢这主意
That at all uh uh no no way Moe
绝对不行 不不 别想了 莫
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
I can't wait to see you Joe in one
等不及看你穿上 乔
Of them cross your heart brassieres yeah
那种交叉绑带的女士内衣 对
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
I'll tell you what Moe you're gonna
听我说莫 你穿上
Look good in them pink pantyhose
粉色丝袜绝对迷人