The Sexual Life Of A Camel - Studio Allstars
The sexual life of a camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger the sphinx
But the sphinx' posterior's sphincter
Is all clogged by the sands on the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the sphinx's inscrutable smile
In the process of syphillisation
From the anthropoid ape down to man
It is generally held that the navy
Has buggered whatever it can
Yet recent extensive researches
By Darwin and Huxly and Hall
Conclusively prove that the hedgehog
Has never been buggered at all
We therefore believe our conclusion
Is incontrovertibly shown
That comparative safety on shipboard
Is enjoying by the hedgehog alone
Why haven't they done it at Spithead
As they've done it at Harvard and Yale
And also at oxford and Cambridge
By shaving the spikes off it's tail