Pick up Lines - Dance Hall Crashers
I opened up the door
And then I walked into the bar
Through the smoky dim lit haze
I saw him from afar
Moved a little closer
Just to get a better view
He looked at me and smiled
And said I'm the one for you
We've heard
One two many over
Used pick up lines
Give us some credit
We're not sleazy dumb or blind
Saw another guy right then
His suit was tailor made
Unfortunately so were
His lines much to my dismay
Thought he had me pegged tried to impress me
With is cash
You'd look great on my yacht was the
Best line that he had
We've heard
One two many over
Used pick up lines
Give us some credit
We're not sleazy dumb or blind
Over in the corner
I saw this one all alone
Looked like Mr natural the kind
You would take home
Not like any of the others
This one seemed benign
At least until he opened his mouth hey babe
What's your sign
We've heard
One two many over used pick up lines
Give us some credit
We're not sleazy dumb or blind
The other ones were complete bullsh*t
Got fed up decided to leave after one last drink
Felt a tap on my left shoulder I started to think
I can't take this anymore what will this line be
That's when he let his line fly hi
My name is steve
Where have
You been all of my life
Sweet thing
Can I buy you a drink marry you anything