In the land of pines and maple dreams
Where the rivers laugh and the loons all scream
A mystery brewed
It wasn't polite
A sound so rude in the dead of night
Who tooted who did it first
Was it the cheese curds or something worse
A chemical cloud with a cheeky grin
Oh Canada tell me who let it in
The moose looked shocked the beaver ducked
The Mountie sneezed his horse was stuck
The air turned sour like old poutine
A national crisis or just some beans
Eh
Who's to blame
Eh
What's the name
Who tooted who caused the burst
Was it the cheese curds or something cursed
A maple-syrup breeze turned awfully thin
Oh Canada tell me who let it in
From the Rockies down to PEI
The winds carried tales that made folks cry
But every town sang a curious tune
Blaming the culprit under the moon
You got all night