演唱:Neo Jackson
作词:Neo Jackson
作曲:Neo Jackson
监制:Tory
智能编曲:Mureka AI
智能效果/音效合成:Mureka AI
录音效果/人声同步:Suno AI/Cubase
乐器模拟/分频:库乐队/MVSEP Ensemble
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“哥们说实话
我觉得我挺帅的
真的
不是那种普通的帅
是那种你们不懂的帅”
Let me introduce you to the cocky guy
每天早上醒来先照半小时镜子
不是臭美是在欣赏艺术品
他说“彭于晏也就那样吧
我要是练一练比他更有型”
朋友圈九宫格全是自拍大头
配文“今天又帅醒自己真烦”
评论两条还是**妈留的
“儿子最帅”“记得吃饭”
他追女生开场白永远是
“你知道我为什么单身吗?
因为我在等你啊”
(模仿油腻wink)
女生已读不回
他说“她害羞她在欲擒故纵”
兄弟劝他清醒
他说“你们嫉妒我我懂”
He's a cocky guy cocky guy
照镜子都能给自己磕头
He's a cocky guy cocky guy
自信得像宇宙唯一顶流
他说“她们都配不上我”
但从来没被任何人看上过
He's a cocky guy yeah that's him
活在自己的滤镜里不肯出来
月薪八千他要找八万的对象
要求是长得像刘亦菲还得崇拜他
他说“我不看外在主要看内涵”
然后划掉所有不是大长腿的
相亲回来发朋友圈
“又一个配不上我的”
其实人家根本没看中他
只是碍于介绍人喝了杯茶
Here's what I can't figure out
他眼里的自己
和别人眼里的他
是不是活在两个平行宇宙?
Maybe his mirror is a filter
And we're all just living in his reality show
But he's the only audience
And he gives himself a standing ovation
Okay listen I ain't tryna be mean
But someone gotta tell him what's really going on
He walks in the room like he owns the place
But everyone's looking at the floor avoiding his face
He thinks he's a 10 maybe a 9 on a bad day
But the mirror he's using is from a funhouse I'd say
“I'm a catch ”he says with a straight face
Bro you're a fish that got thrown back into the lake
But here's the thing that gets me the most
He's not evil he's not mean he's just lost
Lost in a world where he's the king
But nobody voted nobody sings
So here's to the cocky guy living his dream
In a parallel universe where he's the king of the scene
He's a cocky guy cocky guy
自信溢出屏幕却没人点赞
He's a cocky guy cocky guy
他说“是她们不懂欣赏”
Maybe one day he'll see the truth
Maybe he won't and that's okay too
He's a cocky guy yeah that's him
Living his best life in his own head
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“这张帅
发朋友圈
配文:这颜值合法吗?”
Bro
It's not illegal to be average
It's just sad to be this blind