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点击复制Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down
And meet the best innkeeper in town
As for the restall of 'em crooks
Rooking their guests and crooking the books
Seldom do you see
Honest men like me
A gent of good intent
Who's content to be
Master of the house doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price
Master of the house keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two
Watering the wine making up the weight
Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they
Can't see straight
Everybody loves a landlord
Everybody's bosom friend
I do whatever pleases
Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end
Master of the house quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby to pass him by
Servant to the poor butler to the great
Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone
But lock up your valises Jesus
Won't I skin you to the bone
Enter Monsieur lay down your load
Unlace your boots rest from the road
This weighs a ton travel's a curse
But here we strive to lighten your purse
Here the goose is cooked
Here the fat is fried
And nothing's overlooked
Till I'm satisfied
Food beyond compare
Food beyond belief
Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef
Kidney of a horse liver of a cat
Filling up the sausages with this and that
Residents are more than welcome
Bridal suite is occupied
Reasonable charges
Plus some little extras on the side
Charge 'em for the lice extra for the mice
Two percent for looking in the mirror twice
Here a little slice there a little cut
Three percent for sleeping with the window shut
When it comes to fixing prices
There are a lot of tricks he knows
How it all increases all them bits and pieces
Jesus It's amazing how it grows
Master of the house quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby to pass him by
Servant to the poor butler to the great
Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate
Everybody's boon companion
Gives 'em everything he's got
Dirty bunch of geezers Jesus
What a sorry little lot
I used to dream that I would meet a prince
But God Almighty have you seen what's happened since
Master of the house
Isn't worth my spit
Comforter philosopher and lifelong shit
Cunning little brain regular Voltaire
Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there
What a cruel trick of nature landed me with
Such a louse
God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard
In the house
Master of the house
Master and a half
Comforter philosopher
Ah don't make me laugh
Servant to the poor butler to the great
Hypocrite and toady and inebriate
Everybody bless the landlord
Everybody bless his spouse
Everybody raise a glass
Raise it up the master's are
Everybody raise a glass to the master of the house