When you get to Milwaukee
I won’t be there no more
Won’t find me at the bus stop
Or at the local watering hole
No I won’t be at the movies
Ain’t even nothin’ good to see
Not lounging on the davenport
Staring at TV
When you get to Milwaukee
The only thing you’ll see is a
Big ol’ sign in my front yard that reads
S-O-L-D
When you get to Milwaukee
I’ll be way down the road
Headed back to Berlin, headed back home
Had enough of your runnin’ round
And your lowdown ways
So have fun in Milwaukee, boy
I hope you find a place to stay
When you get to Milwaukee
I won’t be waiting there
Won’t find me at the Brewers game
Or even the state fair
No I won’t be shopping down at Mayfair Mall
You won’t have to go
Down to Lake Michigan
I won’t be on my best friend’s boat
When you get to Milwaukee
Wish I could see your face when you see your
Harley’s permanently parked over at my neighbor’s place
When you get to Milwaukee
I’ll be way down the road
Headed back to Berlin, headed back home
Had enough of your runnin’ round
And your lowdown ways
So have fun in Milwaukee, boy
I hope you find a place to stay
Go ‘head, drink all the beer you can
Spend all your money on your High Life friends
You ain’t never gonna settle down
Don’t care if you do, I ain’t gonna be around
Ain’t gonna be around