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点击复制I saw it advertised one day
That the Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way
Come along 'n' take a trip
We'll bring you up there on a ship
Bring the wife and family
Bring the whole kids
Yippee
Well
I run right down 'n' bought a ticket
To this called the Bear Mountain Picnic
But little did I realize
I was in for a pleasant
Funny surprise
Had nothin' to do with a picnic
Didn't come close to a mountain
And I hate bears
Took the wife 'n' kids down to the pier
There were six thousand people there
Everybody had ticket for the trip
Oh well I said
It's a pretty big ship
Besides
Anyhow
The more the merrier
Well
We all got on 'n' what d'ya think
That big old boat started t' sink
More people kept a pilin' on
That old ship was a goin' down
Funny way t' start a picnic
Well
I soon lost track of m' kids 'n' wife
So many people I never saw in m' life
That old ship sinkin' down in the water
There were six thousand people tryin' t' kill each other
Dogs a barkin'
Cats a screamin'
Women a yellin'
Men a flyin'
Fists a flyin'
Paper flyin'
Cops a comin'
Me runnin'
Maybe we just better call off the picnic
I got shoved down
Got pushed around
All I remember was a moanin' sound
Don't remember one thing more
All I remember's wakin' up on the shore
M' arms n' legs are broken
My feet were splintered
My head was cracked
Couldn't walk
Couldn't talk
Smell
Feel
Couldn't see
Didn't know where I was
I was bald
Quite lucky to be alive
Though
Well
Feelin' like I just climbed outa m' casket
I grabbed back hold of m' picnic basket
Took the wife 'n' kids 'n' started home
Wishin' I'd never got up that mornin'
Now
I don't care just a what you do
If you wanta have a picnic
That's up t' you
But don't tell me about it
I don't wanta hear it
'Cause
See
I just lost all m' picnic spirit
Stay in m' kitchen
Have a picnic in the bathroom
Now
It don't seem to me quite so funny
What some people are gonna do f'r money
There's a bran' new gimmick every day
Just t' take somebody's money away
I think we oughta take some o' these people
And put 'em on a boat
Send 'em up to Bear Mountain for a picnic