No One Likes a Fat Pop Star - Robbie Williams (罗比·威廉姆斯)
I come from a land of kebabs and curries
我来自以烤肉串和咖喱闻名的国度
Second helpings no worries
第二份餐点不用担心
Piled up carbs upon the plate
将高热量食物在我盘里堆高
Then one day it's too late
直到有一天,一切终将无法挽回
No breakfast no luncheon
没有早餐和午餐
Just carpets I'll munch on
没有什么可以吃的
A thimble of self esteem
自尊的针刺向我
Glazed nothings for afters and absence of laughter
看到正餐后没有甜食,没有笑声
The saddest that I've ever been
只留下最悲伤的我
You just can't be portly
你不能变肥
Not this side of fourty
尤其是这四十岁
Showbiz's a single chinned game
这是娱乐圈的潜规则
Scum paparazzi and weight police nasties
狗仔队和警察的出现
Have narrowed the hall of fame
缩小了名人堂
(Chorus)
No one likes a fat pop star
没人喜欢胖歌手
Pop is a place for the thin
这个圈里只能瘦
No one likes a fat pop star
没人喜欢胖歌手
We want to hear thin people sing
我们想要听的瘦的人唱歌
When I get faint I chew through my restraints
通过限制饮食,我也变得虚弱
It's the best meal that I've had all week
整个星期才能吃一顿饱饭
If I could eat my own words
如果我说话也能挣钱
I'd tear through the verbs
我恨不得把动词分开讲
But nobody pays me to speak
但是没人愿意付钱听我说话
(Chorus)
No one likes a fat pop star
没人喜欢胖歌手
Pop is a place for the thin
这个圈里只能瘦
No one wants a fat pop star
没人想要胖歌手歌唱
I'm sorry we can't fit you in
对不起,我们觉得你不适合
Now you've upset me I feel like a snack
现在如果你惹我生气,我就吃零食
A packet of Minstrels a pie and a nap
一个派,再打个盹儿
So what's wrong with thaaa-aaaat
那又怎么样
No breakfast no luncheon
没有早餐和午餐
Just carpets I'll munch on
没有什么可以吃的
And a thimble of self esteem
自尊的针刺向我
Glazed nothings for afters and absence of laughter
看到正餐后没有甜食,没有笑声
The thinnest that I've ever been
献给曾经最瘦时候的我