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点击复制Mona Lisa (Explicit) - The Lonely Island
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Written by：Khari Cain/Akiva Schaffer/Jorma Taccone/Andy Samberg/Brandon Bell
I'm headed to Paris
我正启程前往巴黎
At a quarter to noon
在将近正午时分
So excited to see her
满心欢喜 只为一睹她的芳容
I went straight to the louvre
我径直奔向卢浮宫
I heard she's exquisite
曾闻她绝世无双
So I bought my ticket
于是我买好门票
Pushed my way to
奋力挤过人群
The front of the crowd
来到最前排
And I couldn't believe what I saw
我简直不敢相信我所看到的一切
Mona Lisa you're an
蒙娜丽莎啊 你真是个
Overrated piece of s**t
名不副实的拙劣之作
With your terrible style
带着你那糟糕透顶的风格
And your dead shark eyes
还有你那死鱼般的眼神
And your smirk like
以及你那仿佛
You're hiding a dick
暗藏玄机的坏笑
What the f**k is this B***h
这究竟是什么荒谬存在
Mona Lisa the original basic B***h
蒙娜丽莎 这原版的庸脂俗粉
Traveled thousands of miles
我跨越千山万水
To see your beautiful smile
只为目睹你美丽的笑颜
Talk about a bait
这简直是场骗局
And switch you ugly
真相丑陋不堪
I'm headed to cairo
我将启程前往开罗
To see the pyramids
为了一睹金字塔风采
But what did I find there
但我在那里发现了什么
A dirty pile of bricks
一堆肮脏的砖块
There was trash all over
垃圾遍地，满目疮痍
And a very foul odor
还弥漫着刺鼻的恶臭
The smell was out of a camel's ass
那气味简直像骆驼的屁股般恶臭
But even that wasn't as bad as
但连这都比不上
Mona Lisa you're worse
蒙娜丽莎，你简直是糟透了
Than the pyramids
比那些金字塔更糟糕
Can someone explain why
谁能解释一下，这究竟是为什么
The whole wide world
这广袤世界
Is obsessed with a garbage pail kid
痴迷于一个垃圾箱里的怪小孩
Looks like a garbage pail kid
活脱脱是个垃圾箱里的怪小孩
And davinci must have
而达芬奇定是
Sucked an art historian's dick
舔过艺术史学家的阳具
To get this girl who looked
才让这个面容
Like uncooked bread
像未烤熟的面包般的女子
At the top of the all time list of paintings
位居绘画史上巅峰之作的榜首
Mona Lisa I got to know
蒙娜丽莎 我必须知道
Where the f**k are your eyebrows
你的眉毛到底**去哪了
I really wanna know
我真的很想知道
You could land a helicopter
你那额头宽得能停直升机
On that big potato forehead
顶着那颗土豆般的大额头
Get this chick some rogaine
给这妞儿来点生发水吧
You a bloated porpse girl
你这浮肿的尸身女孩
I'm an American man
我可是个美国男人
This is my native land
这是我的故土
Where no one lies about paintings
这里的人们对画作从不欺瞒
But that's not the case in france
但在法国可并非如此
Where the naked ladies dance
那里有裸女翩翩起舞
And they look like Dennis Franz
她们看起来像丹尼斯·弗朗兹
You're so mangy mona
你可真邋遢啊，女士
Hair part wider than a country road
发缝比乡间小路还要宽阔
Unless you count
除非你算上
Cause she died alone a
她最终孤独离世
The Mona Lisa sucks la da da da da
蒙娜丽莎不过如此 啦哒哒哒哒