Good evening parents tonight I gonna take you on a tour club bad

Where all the bad kiddy's go try to leave there body's by various means of methods anything necessary some things that you quite be acustomed to

So I think we'll put each and everyone of you with your own individual

On the camera so that you can take pictures of these bad little kiddy's doin' these bad little things for tomorrows paper so whatabout your fifthteen dollars and prepare to enter club bad

Wouldn't you know it not here more than thirty seconds and already I see a bad little kid doin' bad little things he is sucking on a balloon now this is not an ordinary balloon parents it's a balloon filled with the gas called nitrous oxide laughing gas hi hi hi hi ha ha

But this is no laughing matter

Camera's ready prepare the flash

Now overhere we have lil' johnny and miss sue

Smokin' on a joint this is not the thing to do

I think we have to take pictures of these two

Camera's ready prepare the flash

Now overhere we have some naughty naughty kids

They brought in they're own liquor to the party

Now we cannot have that parents can we six packs and pipes I think not so

Camera's ready prepare the flash