Hi my name is my name is(What Who )
嗨 我的名字是 什么 谁
My name is Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi my name is my name is(Huh What )
嗨 我的名字是 什么 谁
My name is Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Ahem excuse me
打扰一下
Can I have the attention of the class
可以注意一下吗
For one second
就一会儿
Hi kids do you like violence
嗨 孩子 你喜欢暴力吗
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
想看我的9寸钉子吗
Through each one of my eyelids
在我的每个眼睑下
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did
想要复制我 像我一样吗
Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is
试着像我的生活一样混乱吗
My brain's dead weight I'm tryin' to get my head straight
我的死亡和头脑的重量一样 我试着找到自己的
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
但我不知道该让哪个香香的女孩怀孕
And Dr Dre said "Slim Shady you a basehead"
Dr. Dre说Slim Shady 你是一个***
Uh uhh So why's your face red Man you wasted
为什么你脸红了 兄弟 你浪费了
Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else
自从12岁开始 我就感觉自己像是别人
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
因为我把原本的自己用皮带吊死了
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
被惹怒 要跟Pamela Lee亲热
And smacked her so hard
用力击打她
I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
我把她的衣服扯下来就像Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a**
我抽着**坐下来
Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast
比快速坐下的胖女人还快
C'mere slut
坏女人
(Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog)
Shady 等一下 那是我的女孩
I don't give a f**k God sent me to piss the world off
我不在乎 上帝派我来惹怒世界
Hi my name is my name is(What Who )
嗨 我的名字是 什么 谁
My name is Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi my name is my name is(Huh What )
嗨 我的名字是 什么 谁
My name is Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi my name is my name is(Huh What )
嗨 我的名字是 什么 谁
My name is Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi my name is my name is(What Who )
嗨 我的名字是 什么 谁
My name is Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
我的英语老师在我高中时让我不及格
Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five
多谢了 下个学期我就35岁了
I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler
我用橡皮打了他的脸 拿着订书机追他
And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
把他的胆量钉起来
Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up
走在脱衣舞俱乐部里 拉起夹克的拉链
Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup
跟酒保打招呼 然后开始疯狂
Extraterrestrial runnin' over pedestrians
像是外星人 从行人身旁走过
In a spaceship while they screamin' at me "Let's just be friends"
在宇宙飞船里 当他们尖叫着 让我们做朋友
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
我99%的人生都在撒谎
I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do
我刚刚发现我的妈妈比我还爱**
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
我告诉她长大我要做一个出名说唱者
Make a record about doin' *** and name it after her
出一张唱片关于**然后以她命名
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
你知道当女人毁了你的地位你会发怒
And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
试着摸你的手就像Usher的粉丝
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
一个在White Castle的伙计要我的签名
So I signed it "Dear Dave thanks for the support asshole"
我写着 亲爱的Dave 感谢支持 混蛋
Hi my name is my name is(What Who )
嗨 我的名字是 什么 谁
My name is Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi my name is my name is(Huh What )
嗨 我的名字是 什么 谁
My name is Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi my name is my name is(What Who )
嗨 我的名字是 什么 谁
My name is Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi my name is my name is(Huh What )
嗨 我的名字是 什么 谁
My name is Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away
停止录音 这个孩子需要被锁起来
Dr Dre don't just stand there operate
Dr. Dre 不要只是站在那儿 开始吧
I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die
我还未准备离开 死亡太可怕
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
我要在内心建一座坟墓 然后被活埋
Am I comin' or goin' I can barely decide
我来还是去 几乎无法决定
I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive
我喝了第五瓶伏特加 我敢开车吗
All my life I was very deprived
我的整个人生都很困乏
I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
我已经很多年没有女友 我的掌心有很多毛
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
穿着夸张的衣服
I spit when I talk I'll f**k anything that walks
当我说话的时候会吐口水 我会让任何行走的东西变糟
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
我小的时候总是很饿 没有合身的衣服
How you gonna breast feed me mom
你要怎么喂养我 妈妈
You ain't got no tits
你根本没本事
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
我保持清醒把自己捆在床上
Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head
穿上防弹衣对着自己的脑袋开枪
I'm steamin' mad
我非常生气
And by the way when you see my dad
顺便问一下 你什么时候看见我爸爸了
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
告诉他我在梦中撕裂了他的喉咙
Hi my name is my name is(What Who )
嗨 我的名字是 什么 谁
My name is Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi my name is my name is(Huh What )
嗨 我的名字是 什么 谁
My name is Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi my name is my name is(What Who )
嗨 我的名字是 什么 谁
My name is Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady
Hi my name is my name is(Huh What )
嗨 我的名字是 什么 谁
My name is Slim Shady
我的名字是Slim Shady