The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

It lies atop a mound of snow

High in the hills where the cold winds blow

Is the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

Cmon Let's go

To the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

Our bags are packed and ready to go

Let's start the van and be gone

Start the van and be gone

Now our bags are all packed and we're ready to go

Let's start the van and be gone

Cmon

Oh my

Let's go

Oh my

To the Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-OH

What's that you say

We can't leave yet today

You've just got an errand to run

I just have to stop at the bank

You just have to stop at the bank

Well

If you insist I suppose

We can deal with a minor delay

Deal with a minor delay

Say Archibald who made this biscuit anyway

Oh I thought you'd never ask

So James McNabb at the Guild of Gold

He made the biscuit so long ago

And the people they traveled to see it glow

At the Mountain of Zazzamarandabo

Cmon

Hurray

Let's go

Yay

To the Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-OH

What is it now

This isn't the way

I just have to stop for some goldfish food

..You don't even have a goldfish

No but I was thinkin' of gettin' one and I wouldn't want him to go hungry

Anybody need anything

Uh maybe a vente half-caf vanilla hazelnut latté Hold the whipped cream. And maybe one of those little chocolate covered graham crackers

So Archie what's so great about this biscuit anyway

Well if you really want to know

The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

Was lost in our world many years ago

Until my great Uncle Archibo

Stubbed his toe on the frozen dough

On the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

Cmon

Let's leave Let's go

No tea

To the Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-NO

Not again This is not fair

Ya gotta have a map

A what

A map

A what

A map

Oh A map

The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

The joy

The thrill

I think..I spilled

The Biscuit The Biscuit

The Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-*BURP

Bo

Mmm Sausage gravy

Huh.. I might of made a wrong turn

The Biscuit of Doug

Back to the van Back to the van

It isn't too late Let's go

So high in the hills where the cold winds blow

Is the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

We're almost there Oh isn't this great

Who needs to take a potty break

Me Me Right here

NOOOOO

The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

It lies atop a mound of snow

High in the hills where the cold winds blow

Is the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo

I suppose this has been Silly Songs with Archie

Tune in next time to hear Larry say"I always thought YOU were the announcer"

So did I