I'm My Own Grandpa - Guy Lombardo (盖伊·伦巴多)
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I'm my own grandpa
我是我自己的祖父
I'm my own grandpa
我是我自己的祖父
It sounds funny I know
听起来很滑稽 我知道
But it really is so
但事实确实如此
Oh I'm my own grandpa
噢 我是我自己的祖父
Many many years ago
许多许多年前
When I was twenty three
那时我二十三岁
I was married to a widow
我曾娶了一位美丽的寡妇
Who was pretty as can be
她美得令人心醉
This widow had a grown up daughter
这位寡妇有个成年的女儿
Who had hair of red
她有一头红发
My father fell in love with her
我父亲爱上了她
And soon they too were wed
很快他们也结了婚
This made my dad my son in law
这让我父亲成了我的女婿
And changed my very life
彻底改变了我的生活
For my daughter was my mother
因为我的女儿竟是我的母亲
Cause she was my father's wife
毕竟她曾是我父亲的妻子
To complicate the matter
这让事情变得复杂离奇
Even though it brought me Joy
虽然这关系曾带来欢愉
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
转眼我成了个活泼男孩的父亲
My little baby then became
我的小宝贝后来竟变成
A brother in law to dad
我父亲的连襟兄弟
And soon became my uncle
很快又成了我的叔父辈
Though it made me very sad
虽然这让我无比悲伤
For if he was my uncle
如果他是我叔叔
Then that also made him brother
那他也成了我兄弟
Of the widow's grown up daughter
与寡妇的成年女儿
Who of course was my step mother
她当然是我的继母
I'm my own grandpa
我是我自己的祖父
I'm my own grandpa
我是我自己的祖父
It sounds funny I know
听起来很滑稽 我知道
But it really is so
但事实确实如此
Oh I'm my own grandpa
噢 我是我自己的祖父
My father's wife then had a son
我父亲的妻子后来生了个儿子
Who kept them on the run
让他们忙得团团转
And he became my grandchild
而他竟成了我的孙子
For he was my daughter's son
因为他是我女儿的儿子
My wife is now my mother's mother
我的妻子现在是我外婆
And it makes me blue
这让我忧郁不已
Because although she is my wife
因为她虽是我的妻子
She's my grandmother too
却也是我的祖母
If my wife is my grandmother
若妻子成了祖母
Then I'm her grandchild
那我便是她的孙辈
And every time I think of it
每当思及此事
It nearly drives me wild
几乎令我疯狂
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
如今我成了你见过最离奇的存在
As husband of my grandmother
作为我祖母的丈夫
I am my own grandpa
我成了自己的祖父
I'm my own grandpa
我是我自己的祖父
I'm my own grandpa
我是我自己的祖父
It sounds funny I know
听起来很滑稽 我知道
But it really is so
但事实确实如此
Oh I'm my own grandpa
噢 我是我自己的祖父