Don't Pick It Up - The Offspring (后裔乐队)
I saw a little kid
我看到一个小孩
As he walked around
当他四处走动时
He picked a candy bar up
他从地上
Off the ground
拾起一块糖
He chowed about a half
他吃了差不多一半时
Then his face turned blue
脸色突然大变
Turned out that candy bar was doggy-doo
发现这块糖是狗大便
Don't pick it up I say
我说 别捡
Unless you can throw it away
除非你会把它丢掉
Don't pick it up I say
我说 别捡
You're gonna be bummed that you went that way
如果不听劝 你就是自找麻烦
You're out there makin' bacon
你在那儿做培根
No scrutiny
并没有仔细研究
You mess around too much
你到处鬼混
And you got VD
得了花柳病
You know you never think
你知道你从没想过
And you're sore today
如今 你自食其果
You're gonna take it back to California
你要将它带回加利福尼亚
Don't pick it up I say
我说 别捡
Unless you can throw it away
除非你会把它丢掉
Don't pick it up I say
我说 别捡
You're gonna be bummed that you went that way
如果不听劝 你就是自找麻烦
My friend was kinda hurtin'
我的朋友有些受伤
For a girl to try
为了个看上的姑娘
He saw one that looked like Pat
他看到了个和帕特长得很像的人
On Saturday Night Live
在周六夜场
It had a pair of thingies
他有双那玩意
But a mustache too
还有胡子
Not clearly male nor female
分不清是男是女
So now what to do
所以现在该做什么
Don't pick it up I say
我说 别捡
Unless you can throw it away
除非你会把它丢掉
Don't pick it up I say
我说 别捡
You're gonna be bummed that you went that way
如果不听劝 你就是自找麻烦