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点击复制Real Slim Shady Originally Performed By Eminem (Tribute Version) - New Tribute Kings
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Written by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/T. Coster
May I have your attention please
请大家注意
May I have your attention please
请大家注意
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
真正的Slim Shady，请站起来
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
我再说一遍，真正的Slim Shady，请站起来
We're gonna have a problem here
我们这里要出问题了
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
你们一个个都像是没见过白人似的
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
惊得下巴都掉了，就像Pam和Tommy突然闯进来一样
And started whoopin' her a** worse than before
然后比以前更狠地教训她一顿
They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww
他们先是离了婚 他把她摔在家具上 噢
It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
王者归来了 啊等等 不可能 你在开玩笑吧
He didn't just say what I think he did did he
他该不会真说了我想的那句话吧
And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots
而Dr. Dre什么都没说 你们这些蠢货
Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha
Dr. Dre死了 他被我锁在地下室了 哈哈
Feminist women love Eminem
女权主义者都爱Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
咔嗒咔嗒咔嗒 Slim Shady 我真是受够他了
Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
看他晃来晃去 还抓着那玩意儿 你懂的
Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
调侃着那个谁，是啊，但他多可爱啊
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
是啊，我脑子里可能有些神经搭错了
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
但与你父母卧室里发生的事不相上下
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
有时我真想上电视，彻底放飞自我
But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
但不行，Tom Green却能跟一头死麋鹿亲热
My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
我的臀部，轻触你的双唇，我的臀部，轻触你的双唇
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
而如果我够走运，你或许还会轻吻一下
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
这就是我们传递给孩子们的信息
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
还指望他们不知道女性阴蒂是什么
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
他们当然会明白什么是性交
By the time they hit fourth grade
等他们上到四年级时
They've got the Discovery Channel don't they
他们不是有探索频道吗
We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals
我们不过是哺乳动物 有些还是食人族
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
像切哈密瓜般剖开他人身体
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但若我们能与动物尸体和羚羊交配
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那男人与男人私奔又有何不可
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
但若你和我感受相同 我有解药良方
Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
女士们挥动丝袜 齐声合唱这旋律
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
我是Slim Shady 没错我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他Slim Shady都只是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他Slim Shady都只是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
威尔·史密斯不必在说唱中爆粗也能卖出唱片
Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
而我偏要如此，让他见鬼去吧，你们也一样
You think I give a damn about a Grammy
你们以为我会在意格莱美吗
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
你们这些评论家，有一半都无法忍受我，更别提接纳我了
But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
可是Slim，如果你赢了，那岂不是很诡异
Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
为何？就为了让你们能撒谎把我骗到这里来吗
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
这样你就可以让我坐在布兰妮·斯皮尔斯身旁
Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
天啊 克里斯蒂娜·阿奎莱拉最好跟我换换位置
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
这样我就能坐在卡森·戴利和弗雷德·德斯特中间
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
听着他们争论她最先对谁献上殷勤
Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
那丫头竟在MTV上让我难堪
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee
是啊他很帅 但我想他已和金结为连理 嘻嘻
I should download her audio on MP3
我该把她的录音下载成MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
让全世界看清你让Eminem染上什么病
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
我受够了你们这些小打小闹的男团女团
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
你们只会惹我心烦 所以我被派来消灭你们
And there's a million of us just like me
还有千千万万个像我一样的人
Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me
像我一样满嘴脏话 像我一样满不在乎
Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
像我一样穿衣 走路说话都像我
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
也许他们会成为下一个风潮 但终究不是我
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他Slim Shady都只是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他Slim Shady都只是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
I'm like a head trip to listen to
聆听我如同经历一场心灵之旅
'Cause I'm only givin' you
因为我只为你呈现
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
那些你们与朋友在客厅里玩笑谈论的事情
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
唯一的不同是 我有胆量在你们所有人面前说出来
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
我无需虚伪 也无需粉饰太平
I just get on the mic and spit it
我只是拿起麦克风 倾吐心声
And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it
无论你们是否承认 我都能信手拈来
Better than 90% of you rappers out can
胜过说唱圈里九成的庸才
Then you wonder how can
所以你们才会困惑不解
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums
孩子们为何像吞服镇静剂般沉迷于我的专辑
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
挺好笑的，照我这架势，等我三十岁的时候
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
我会是养老院里唯一一个还在调情的人
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
捏着护士的屁股 独自消磨时光
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
我还在努力，可这一整袋伟哥却毫无作用
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
每个人心中都潜藏着一个Slim Shady
He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
他可能在汉堡王工作，往你的洋葱圈上吐口水
Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k
或者在停车场里转圈，大声喊着“老子不在乎”
With his windows down and his system up
车窗摇下，音响震天响
So will the real Shady please stand up
所以真正的Shady 请你站起身来
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
双手各举一指
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
疯狂失控又如何 骄傲地活出自我
And one more time loud as you can how does it go
再吼一次 用尽全力 该怎么喊来着
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
我是Slim Shady 没错我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他Slim Shady都只是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他Slim Shady都只是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他Slim Shady都只是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错我才是真正的Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
你们其他Slim Shady都只是模仿者
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请站起来
Please stand up please stand up
请站起来 请站起来
Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
哈哈 我想我们每个人心里都有一个Slim Shady
F**k it let's all stand up
来吧 让我们一起站起来