Online

I work down at the pizza pit

我在比萨店里上班

And I drive and old Hundai

我开着破旧老现代

I still live with my mom and dad

我仍然和爸爸妈妈住在一起

I 5'3 and overweightI'm a Sci-fi fantatic

我53岁 是个体重超标的科幻迷

Mild athsmatic

温和地喘着气

Never been to 2nd base

从没有当过二垒

But there's a whole nother me

但这是一个完全不同的我

That you need to see

你们需要看一看

Go check out MySpaceCause online I'm down in Hollywood

上网去看看我住在好莱坞

I'm 6'5 and I look damn good

我65岁 看起来很不错

I drive a Mazarati

我开着玛莎拉蒂

I'm a black belt in Karate

我还是空手道黑带

And I love a good glass of wineIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious

我喜欢喝一杯红酒 女孩们觉得我很神秘

I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

我告诉她们我不想认认真真

Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

因为即使在缓慢的一天我也有三条道路要走

Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online

同时与两个女人网上聊天 我就这么酷酷地在线

So much cooler onlineI get home' I kiss my mom

这么酷酷地在线 我回家亲吻了妈妈

And she fixes me a snack

她给我做了小吃

I head down to my basement bedroom

我回到我地下室的卧室里

And fire up the macIn real life' the only time I

开启了我的真实生活 我唯一一次

Ever even been to LA

到过洛杉矶

Was when I got the chance with the marching band

当我得到机会与军乐队跳舞

To play tuba in the Rose Parade Online I live in Malibu

在玫瑰游行中演奏大号 在网上我住在Malibu

I posed for Calvin Kline' I've been in GQ

我给Calvin Kline摆好姿势 我曾经在GQ杂志上

I'm single and I'm rich

我是单身王老五

And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mindIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious

我可以让你们感到兴奋 让女孩觉得我很神秘

I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious

我告诉她们我不想认认真真

Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way

因为即使在缓慢的一天我也有三条道路要走

Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online

同时与两个女人网上聊天 我就这么酷酷地在线

Yeah I'm cooler onlineWhen you got my kinda stacks' it's hard to get a date

是的 我在网上比较酷 当你拿到我的行程却很难预约日期

Let alone a real girlfriend

更何况一个真实的女朋友呢

But I grow another foot

但我长出了另一只脚

And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

每次我登陆时体重也会减少

Online I'm out in Hollywood

网络上显示我不在好莱坞了

I'm 6'5 and I look damn good

我65岁 我感觉很好

Even on a slow day' I can have a three way

因为即使在缓慢的一天我也有三条道路要走

Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online

同时与两个女人网上聊天 我就这么酷酷地在线

Yeah I'm cooler online

是的 我在网上比较酷

I'm so much cooler online

我在网上比较酷

Yeah I'm cooler online

是的 我在网上比较酷