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点击复制I just hate stupid people
They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid
That way you wouldn't rely on them would you
You wouldn't ask them anything It would be like Excuse me oops
Never mind
I didn't see your sign
It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house
Was full
Of boxes and there was a u Haul truck in our driveway
My friend comes over and says Hey You moving
Nope
We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week Just to see how many
Boxes it takes
Here's your sign
Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
Modern man
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
Here's your sign Here's your sign
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine we pulled
His boat
Into the dock I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on
The dock
Goes Hey yall catch all them fish
Nope
Talked 'em into giving up
Here's your sign
I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was
Playing with his little friend and he hit his friend and I went up to
Him
And I said Hey
Smacks his boy
We don't hit He looked up at me
Like Here's your sign dad
Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
Modern man
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
Here's your sign Here's your sign
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel there
Was a guy
Inventing a shark bite suit There's only one way to test that
Alright Jimmy you got that shark suit on it looks good They want
You to jump
Into this pool of sharks and you tell us if it hurts when they bite
You
Well allright hold my sign I don't wanna loose it
Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
Modern man
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
Here's your sign Here's your sign
Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire I pulled my
Truck into one
Of these side of the road gas statioons the attendant walks out looks
At my truck
Looks at me I swear to GOD he went Tire go flat
I couldn't resist
I said Nope
No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on
Me
Here's your sign
Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand
We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the
Modern man
So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds
People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds
Here's your sign
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago a guy come over to the
House drove the
Car around for about 45 minutes We get back to the house he gets out
Of the car reaches down
And grabs the exhaust pipe then goes d**n that's hot
See
If he'd been wearing his sign I could have stopped him