In the valley of the Jolly
Jolly Green Giant - Graham Blvd.
Heard about the Jolly Green Giant
Potatoes
He's so big and mean
Artichoke hearts
Well, he stands there laughin'
With his hands on his hips
And then he hits you with a can of beans
Well, he lives down there in his valley
Brussels sprouts
The cat stands tall and green
Spinach
Well, he ain't no prize
And there's no women his size
And that's why the cat's so mean
One day he left his valley pad
I mean to say this cat was mad
Now lookin' 'round he wasn't gone long
And then he ran into an Amazon
Well, this changed his whole complexion
Broccoli
He had never seen such a beautiful sight
Corn
Then he looked at her and she looked at him
And she almost passed out from fright
He looked at her thought, what a dilly
He touched her once, she slapped him silly
This was something he had never sensed
He looked at her as she commenced
"Now listen, pal, this ain't no fluke
I can't see goin' with a big green kook"
You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant
Eggplant
Don't let his troubles cross your mind
Celery stalks
He couldn't get Sally so went back to his valley
The cat was color-blind