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Outro - Handsome Boy Modeling School/Father Guido Sarducci
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Yeah but sometimes you see it's not that easy you know what I mean
但有时你会发现 现实并非想象中那般美好
Not all the cupcakes and Jesus juice like you might assume
并非都是纸杯蛋糕与圣水 如你所幻想的那样
Yeah a lot of times I'll admit it it's not easy being handsome
老实说很多时候 英俊外表也是种负担
Being a model being a graduate
身为模特 身为毕业生
Even of the Handsome Boy Modeling School
即便毕业于美男子模特学院
Cause theythey pick on you they make you
他们仍会刁难你 强迫你
You know say you gotta go on the runway
比如刚走完秀两分钟
Then two minutes later you have to change and go again
就要求你立刻换装重返T台
And the restroom is full yeah but they you know you have
洗手间人满为患 可他们却视而不见
Can't get into the restrooms then they say
进不去洗手间时 他们只会说
You walk so slow this time you steps uh too tiny
你走得太慢了 这次步子太小
This what they say tiny steps
他们总这么说 步子太小
Well yes tiny steps you eh walk with your legs crossed together tiny steps
是啊 小碎步 你只能夹着腿走小碎步
If you couldn't get into the restroom
要是连洗手间都进不去
What do you want you know I said let me go in last
你想怎样 我说让我最后去吧
If for instance there is some eh problem you know on the stage
比如舞台上出了什么状况
If if there is no no one will slip on
如果没有人在场 就不会有人滑倒
It is what I'm saying you know what I mean
这就是我想说的 你懂我的意思
So let me go on last They says so you have to
所以让我最后出场 他们说必须这样
Mr Zack has to go on last to take the big bow
扎克先生必须压轴 接受盛大谢幕
You know like he did something
你知道 就像他做了什么了不起的事
You know what I mean
你明白我的意思
He stole everybody else's clothes designs
他偷走了所有人的服装设计
What He takes the bow he slips it's not my fault it
他鞠躬时滑倒 这可不是我的错
It was so crowded they couldn't get into the men's room
现场太拥挤 他们连男厕都进不去
And I should get paid it's all I know
我该拿到报酬 这是我唯一的指望
Since I graduated I uh I got to say uh
自从毕业后 我得说...
I will say nine out of ten jobs
十份工作里有九份
Just just you know just marvelous everybody so nice to you
都特别棒 每个人都对你很好
They they can't treat you better but every once a while
他们待你无可挑剔 但偶尔也会
You run into like this jerk you know like Mr Zack
遇到像扎克先生那样的混蛋
You know and he slips on the runway and says it's all my fault
他在T台摔倒却把责任全推给我
When you can't even get into the restroom
连洗手间都挤不进去
Cause there's too many people lined up
因为排队的人实在太多
And they say you're on the runway next
他们却通知你立刻准备上场
Yeah sometimes it gets to be a little lonely alone in the hotel room
有时独自在酒店房间真的很孤独
When you just waiting for a show to come up
只能等待下一场秀开始
They they pick you up at the airport and then they say
他们机场接机后丢下一句
Just see you in the morning
明早见
Then they don't even make no plans for you to go some place
他们甚至不为你安排任何行程计划
And you gotta go there and there's so many people
你不得不自己去 那里挤满了人
They give you clothes half the time they don't even fit
他们给你的衣服 多半都不合身
And then it's just all the jealousy
然后就是无尽的嫉妒
Cause you know if you're handsome and that and other ones they
因为你知道 如果你长得英俊
They treat you you know somehow like they jealous of you
他们就会用嫉妒的眼光看待你
Just cause you know you're a little more handsome then them
只因为你比他们更英俊一些
And then they they eat all of the food
然后他们把食物都吃光
They eat there's no food left you know
他们用餐后 盘底空空如也
They say jesus juiceVery funny You know they have the Jesus juice
戏称圣酒 何等可笑 所谓圣酒不过是
It's a terrible wine
劣质葡萄酒罢了
They just call it to make it glamorous or something
冠以美名只为粉饰门面
And the food stinks Usually thisthis junk you know
食物令人作呕 尽是些垃圾食品
Eveneven if you like to eat you couldn't eat it
即便饥肠辘辘 也难以下咽
Then they said they gonna pick you up to take you back to the airport
末了还说会派车送你回机场
They don't even show they have
他们甚至不愿展示拥有的
They they they said they you know
他们 他们 他们说 你知道的
The hotel's got the van you could go
酒店有车可以送你
They said they would pick me up
他们说会来接我
Why do I have the van And they don't reimburse you like they say
为什么车是我的 他们却不像说的那样报销
They say well you ate so much You know I don't know
他们说 你吃太多了 你知道 我不明白
I like to and then the catalogsthey don't even send it to you when you done with them
我喜欢 然后那些目录 他们甚至在你完成后都不寄给你
You know like who wants me anyway What
你知道 有谁真的在乎我呢 什么
They say they gonna have a hair stylist there
他们说那里会有发型师待命
There ain't no hair stylist you know
其实根本没有 你懂的
One maybe yes for what 50 people
就算有 一个发型师要应付50个人
You know what I mean you gotta bring your own scissors too They say
明白吗 你甚至得自备剪刀 他们说
They have they misplaced my scissors What
他们搞丢了我的剪刀 什么？
Whoever heard of a hair stylist has no scissors
谁听说过发型师不带剪刀的？
They say we just style it we don't cut it
他们说只管造型 不负责修剪
What In Italy they have to cut you know what I mean
什么？在意大利他们必须剪发 你懂我意思吧
A barber is a what a hair stylist
理发师就是发型设计师
It means barber No what you mean nocut
不 我说的是不剪头发那种
My own mousse What Think I have my own mousse I have no mousse
我的定型摩丝？你以为我有吗 其实根本没有
Sometimes like if you if you wet and then you socks get wet
有时候如果你袜子湿了
Then you have no other socks with you you know what I mean
又没带备用袜子 你懂我意思吧
Turn them inside out No doesn't work
把袜子反着穿 根本没用
They say change your socksthey say
他们说换双袜子
Yes the one for two dollar one
是啊 两美元一双的那种
What I have no deh in the hotel room
酒店房间连扇窗都没有
It's fifty miles from here out near the boondocks
离市区五十英里远的荒郊
And they put you next to a place near Sears I go to Sears for breakfast
把你安排在商场隔壁 我只能在西尔斯吃早餐
You know once I was a model for socks
记得我曾是袜子模特
And I thought you know this is a good ehmodeling for socksit's good
觉得这份工作还不错
You don't have to you know ehget all cleaned up the night before you know
至少不用提前精心打扮
That's one good thing You know you could go unshaved and that
连胡子不刮都无所谓
Then they says well you can't do shoesI say what
他们却说不能拍鞋款
They say So if you if you did socks then you can't be model for shoes
他们说 如果你拍过袜子广告 就不能代言鞋子
That's the rulesWho says this Who makes these things up
这就是规矩 谁定的 谁编的这些鬼话
That if you're a sock model you can't do shoes
说袜子模特就不能拍鞋子广告
You have toonly the shoe models can do shoes This is just makes me sick
只有专业鞋模才能接鞋子工作 真让人作呕
I justI just turned down a job
我刚...刚拒绝了一份工作
They said they were looking for a handkerchief model
他们说要找手帕模特
I say I could do it
我说我能胜任
They says what you left handed or right handedI says right handed
他们问你是左撇子还是右撇子 我说是右撇子
They says So you have to be left handed
他们却说 那你必须当左撇子
I said I could do it They says So you says you was right handed
我说我能做到 他们反问 你刚才不是说自己是右撇子吗
I says I made a mistake I'm left handed
我改口说搞错了 我是左撇子
They says Prove it
他们要求 证明看看
How am I gonna prove this you know what I mean
这要怎么证明 你懂我意思吧
So I take my handkerchief off from my left hand right
于是我从左手取下我的手帕
They said you didn't do that very smooth
他们评价说 动作不够利落
I say OK lemme try again
我说好吧让我再试一次
They say why do you have to try again You left handed you do it
他们却质问为何还要重来 你这左撇子自己搞定
I said just shut up and gimme the uhthe Kleenex Let me show you with Kleenex
我吼道闭嘴给我纸巾 看我用纸巾示范给你
I won't ruin another one of my hankies
可不想再毁掉一条手帕
Anyway I'm justI don't know what that did
反正我也搞不懂刚才那算什么