Wow I Can Get Sexual Too - Say Anything
If I die and go to hell real soon
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity I lay in bed
In my boxers half stoned
With the pillow under my head
I'd be chatting on the interweb;
Maggots pray upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day
I'll permanently hit the hay
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself She touched herself
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
At this rate
I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human with my cross to bear
When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul
You're too young to be this empty girl
I'll prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that you'll be my downfall
But I call and I call and I call
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself She touched herself
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want (Met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want (Met you on the internet)
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself She touched herself
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep
(Woah )
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
She touched herself She touched herself
I called her on the phone and she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep