Where's the Dress? - Moe Bandy/Joe Stampley
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Written by:George Cummings/Tony Stampley/Bucky Lindsey
Moe I saw it on the TV
莫伊 我在电视上看到这一幕
And I thought it was a shame
觉得真是可惜
It was a man dressed like a woman
有个男人穿着女装
And he had a boy's name
却用着男孩的名字
Well I heard it on the radio
我在浴缸里泡澡时
While I was in the tub
从收音机里听到
Now Joe what in the world is this thing
乔啊 这世上怎么会有
They call the culture club
文化俱乐部这种东西
Well it's some old boy from England Moe
这是个来自英格兰的老伙计莫伊
And he's making a million bucks
他可是赚了百万美金
Joe we'll never make a million
乔 我们开这些破卡车
Driving these old trucks
永远发不了财
Too many nights of drinking losing football bets
太多夜晚酗酒赌球输钱
Lately we'd do anything to get us out of debt
最近我们为还债什么都愿意干
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
Give me them high heeled shoes
快把高跟鞋给我
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
We'll be money making fools
我们要成为赚钱的傻瓜
We might close the bars down
或许能让酒吧歇业
And 'cause a few arrests
顺便惹上几次逮捕
But if it makes some money
但只要能赚到钱
Tell me where's the dress
告诉我裙子在哪儿
Well I'll hire me a nurse to tote my purse
我要雇个护士帮我拎包
And I'll keep it full of beer
里面装满啤酒
Yeah and I'll have a girl to drive my truck
没错 我还要找个姑娘来开我的卡车
And one to tease my hair
再找个姑娘帮我打理发型
We can still go fishing wear our old blue jeans
我们仍可以穿着旧牛仔裤去钓鱼
But when it comes to showtime
但当表演时刻来临
We'll be country queens
我们就是乡村女王
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
Give me them high heeled shoes
快把高跟鞋给我
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
We'll be money making fools
我们要成为赚钱的傻瓜
We might close the bars down
或许能让酒吧歇业
And 'cause a few arrests
顺便惹上几次逮捕
But if it makes some money
但只要能赚到钱
Tell me where's the dress
告诉我裙子在哪儿
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
Now Moe let's get on down to the store
来吧Moe 咱们赶紧去商店
And get some lipstick and some rouge
买些口红和胭脂
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
Hey Joe why don't we do this thing up right
嘿乔 咱们不如玩把大的
And get some of them ostrich plumes
搞点鸵鸟毛装饰
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
You know I was wondering if they made
你说他们会不会有
A pink pump in size 12 Moe
12码的粉色高跟鞋 莫
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
You don't think that old boy from England
你觉得那个英国老兄
Shaves his legs do you Joe
乔 你刮腿毛了吗
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
Well I don't know but it would take a butcher
虽然不太清楚 但得找个屠夫
To cut the hair off our legs Moe
才能剃掉咱俩的腿毛啊 莫
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
Well I can see it now boy Moe
我现在就能想象那场面 老莫
Boy Joe and the grand old opry
乔小子和大剧院
Uh uh Moe
不不 莫
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
I don't think ol' Roy would like
我觉得老罗伊可不会喜欢
That at all uh uh no no way Moe
绝对不行 不不 莫 想都别想
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
I can't wait to see you Joe in one
我等不及要看乔你穿上
Of them cross your heart brassieres yeah
那种交叉绑带的胸衣 没错
Where's the dress
裙子在哪
I'll tell you what Moe you're gonna
听着莫 我告诉你个妙招
Look good in them pink pantyhose
粉色裤袜会让你更妖娆