Shticks of One and a Half Dozen of the Other - Allan Sherman
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She wheels her wheelbarrow
她推着独轮车穿行
Through streets that are narrow
在狭窄的街道间
Her barrow is narrow her hips are too wide
独轮车很窄 她的臀部却太丰满
So wherever she wheels it
无论她推到哪里
The neighborhood feels it
街坊邻居都感受得到
Her girdle keeps scraping the homes on each side
她的束腰不断刮蹭着两边的房屋
In Dublin's fair city
在都柏林这座美丽的城市
Where girls are so pretty
姑娘们都如此漂亮
My Molly stands out 'cause she weighs 18 stone
我的莫莉格外显眼 因为她重达18石
(That's 256 pounds )
(换算就是256磅)
I don't mind her fat but
我不介意她的丰腴
It's not only that but
但不仅如此
She's cockeyed and muscle-bound Molly Malone
她还是个斗鸡眼的肌肉女 莫莉·马隆
I know a man his name is Lang
我认识一个叫朗的老人
And he has a neon sign
他有块霓虹招牌
And Mister Lang is very old
兰先生已年迈苍苍
So they call it Old Lang's Sign
所以人们称它为老兰的招牌
Oh what have you done Billy Sol Billy Sol
你都干了些什么 比利·索尔 比利·索尔
Oh what have you done charming Billy
你都干了些什么 迷人的比利
You took almost every cent
你几乎榨干了
From the you S Government
美国政府的每一分钱
Which you spent on fertilizer which is silly
却把钱都花在肥料上 多么荒唐
All day all night Cary Grant
整日整夜 加里·格兰特
That's all I hear from my wife is Cary Grant
妻子念叨的只有加里·格兰特
What can he do that I can't
他有何能耐是我所不及
Big deal big star Cary Grant
大人物 大明星 加里·格兰特
Oh the moon is bright tonight upon the car wash
今夜月光皎洁洒落洗车场
So I'm having my Volkswagen washed again
我又把大众车开去清洗
But the way things go with me the way my luck is
可依照我的运势 这霉运惯例
Just as soon as they're finished it will rain
刚洗完车 天就要下雨
On top of Old Smoky
在老烟山顶上
All covered with hair
毛发丛生覆盖
Of course I'm referring
我说的当然是
To Smoky The Bear
那只烟熊本尊
Every time you take vaccine
每次接种疫苗时
Take it orally
请用口服方式
As you know the other way
众所周知另一种
Is more painfully
会让人更痛苦
My grandfather's clock was the best ever made
我祖父的钟表堪称绝世珍品
By the Timex company
由天美时公司精心打造
Just like the clock John Cameron Swayze displayed
就像约翰·卡梅隆·斯威兹展示的那座
Last night on the old tv
昨夜在老式电视上看到
Oh it works under water so perfectly
它在水下依然精准运转
And still makes a ticking sound
嘀嗒声始终清晰可闻
Which my grandfather tried only this afternoon
祖父今日午后还亲自测试
And that's how the old man drowned
这便是老人溺亡的缘由
Do not make a stingy sandwich
别吝啬你的三明治
Pile the cold cuts high
把冷切肉堆得高高
Customers should see salami
顾客该看到香肠
Coming through the rye
从黑麦面包里探出头
Oh I diet all day and I diet all night
我整天整夜节食
It's enough to drive me bats
简直快把我逼疯
Got no gravy or potatoes
没有肉汁也没有土豆
'Cause the whole refrigerator's
因为整个冰箱空空
Fulla polyunsaturated fats
富含多元不饱和脂肪
Fare thee well Metrecal
再见了 减肥代餐
And the others of that ilk
和那些同类产品
Let the diet start tomorrow
让节食从明天开始
'Cause today I'll drown my sorrow
因为今天我要用双份麦芽奶
In a double malted milk
来浇灭我的忧愁
When you go to the delicatessen store
当你走进熟食店
Don't buy the liverwurst
千万别买那肝肠
Don't buy the liverwurst
千万别买那肝肠
Don't buy the liverwurst
千万别买那肝肠
I repeat what I just said before
我再次重申刚才的话
Don't buy the liverwurst
千万别买那肝肠
Don't buy the liverwurst
千万别买那肝肠
Oh buy the corned beef if you must
若非要买 就选腌牛肉吧
The pickled herring you can trust
腌鲱鱼倒是值得信赖
And the lox puts you in orbit aok
熏鲑鱼能让你飘飘欲仙
But that big hunk of liverwurst
那块硕大的肝香肠
Has been there since October First
从十月一日就摆在那里
And today is the Twenty-Third of May
而今天已是五月二十三
So when you go to the delicatessen store
所以当你走进熟食店
Don't buy the liverwurst
千万别买那肝肠
Don't buy the liverwurst
千万别买那肝肠
Don't buy the liverwurst
千万别买那肝肠
It'll make your insides awful sore
它会让你的肠胃痛苦不堪
Don't buy the liverwurst
千万别买那肝肠
Don't buy the liverwurst
千万别买那肝香肠