Gaston (From"Beauty and the Beast"/Soundtrack Version) - Josh Gad/Luke Evans/Ensemble - Beauty and the Beast
Written by:Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
天呐 看到你我心神不宁 加斯顿
Looking so down in the dumps
你看起来情绪很低落
Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston
这里的每个人都想成为你 加斯顿
Even when taking your lumps
即使你有不少缺点
There's no man in town as admired as you
在这个小镇上 每个人都羡慕你
You're everyone's favorite guy
因为所有人都爱你
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
人人都尊重你也敬畏你
And it's not very hard to see why
而且这并不足为奇
No one's slick as Gaston
没人像加斯顿一样机灵
No one's quick as Gaston
没人像加斯顿一样敏锐
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
没人像加斯顿一样强壮
For there's no man in town half as manly
这镇上的人都没有你一半的男子气概
Perfect a pure paragon
如此完美 你就是我们的榜样
You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley
你可以向任何人打听
And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on
他们会告诉你 他们愿意站在哪一边
Who plays darts like Gaston
谁能像加斯顿一样百发百中
Who breaks hearts like Gaston
谁能像加斯顿一样直击人心
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston
谁能比得上加斯顿一丁一点
As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
作为一个榜样 是的 我让人望而生畏
My what a guy that Gaston
加斯顿是多么伟大啊
I needed encouragement
我需要受到鼓励
Thank you LeFou
谢谢你 来福
Well there's no one as easy to bolster as you
没人会像你一样支持我
Too much
太夸张了吗
Yep
是的
No one fights like Gaston
没人像加斯顿一样英勇战斗
Douses lights like Gaston
像加斯顿一样无所畏惧
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
在摔跤比赛中 没人会像加斯顿一样咬人
When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver
当我狩猎时 我会颤抖着悄悄潜行
And beasts of the field say a prayer
来到野兽所在之地 虔心祈祷
First I carefully aim for the liver
首先我瞄准目标
Then I shoot from behind
然后从背后袭击
Is that fair
这样公平吗
I don't care
我才不在乎
No one hits like Gaston
没人像加斯顿一样突然袭击
Matches wits like Gaston
像加斯顿一样斗智斗勇
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
在口水大战中 没人会像加斯顿那样努力
I'm especially good at expectorating
我特别擅长吐口水
Ten points for Gaston
加斯顿完胜
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
年轻的时候 我能吃四打鸡蛋
Every morning to help me get large
每天早上我都变得更加强壮
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
现在长大了 我能吃五打鸡蛋
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
所以我现在强壮如牛
Who has brains like Gaston
谁能像加斯顿一样头脑聪颖
Entertains like Gaston
像加斯顿一样令人愉悦
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston
谁能像加斯顿一样忍受没完没了的重复事情
I use antlers in all of my decorating
我用鹿角装饰我所有的东西
Say it again
再说一遍
Who's a man among men
谁才是男人中的男人
Who's the super success
谁才是最后的赢家
Don't you know
你不知道吗
Can't you guess
你能猜到吗
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
问问他的粉丝 问问他的五个追随者
There's just one guy in town
镇上只有一个人
Who's got all of it down
能够掌控一切
And his name's GAST
他的名字就是加
I believe there's another T
我想下一个字是斯
It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
突然想起来 我不会写他的名字
And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before
我从未大声喊出来这个名字
Gaston
加斯顿