Gaston (From"Beauty and the Beast"/Soundtrack Version) - Josh Gad/Luke Evans/Ensemble - Beauty and the Beast

Written by：Alan Menken/Howard Ashman

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston

天呐 看到你我心神不宁 加斯顿

Looking so down in the dumps

你看起来情绪很低落

Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston

这里的每个人都想成为你 加斯顿

Even when taking your lumps

即使你有不少缺点

There's no man in town as admired as you

在这个小镇上 每个人都羡慕你

You're everyone's favorite guy

因为所有人都爱你

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

人人都尊重你也敬畏你

And it's not very hard to see why

而且这并不足为奇

No one's slick as Gaston

没人像加斯顿一样机灵

No one's quick as Gaston

没人像加斯顿一样敏锐

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston

没人像加斯顿一样强壮

For there's no man in town half as manly

这镇上的人都没有你一半的男子气概

Perfect a pure paragon

如此完美 你就是我们的榜样

You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley

你可以向任何人打听

And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on

他们会告诉你 他们愿意站在哪一边

Who plays darts like Gaston

谁能像加斯顿一样百发百中

Who breaks hearts like Gaston

谁能像加斯顿一样直击人心

Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston

谁能比得上加斯顿一丁一点

As a specimen yes I'm intimidating

作为一个榜样 是的 我让人望而生畏

My what a guy that Gaston

加斯顿是多么伟大啊

I needed encouragement

我需要受到鼓励

Thank you LeFou

谢谢你 来福

Well there's no one as easy to bolster as you

没人会像你一样支持我

Too much

太夸张了吗

Yep

是的

No one fights like Gaston

没人像加斯顿一样英勇战斗

Douses lights like Gaston

像加斯顿一样无所畏惧

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston

在摔跤比赛中 没人会像加斯顿一样咬人

When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver

当我狩猎时 我会颤抖着悄悄潜行

And beasts of the field say a prayer

来到野兽所在之地 虔心祈祷

First I carefully aim for the liver

首先我瞄准目标

Then I shoot from behind

然后从背后袭击

Is that fair

这样公平吗

I don't care

我才不在乎

No one hits like Gaston

没人像加斯顿一样突然袭击

Matches wits like Gaston

像加斯顿一样斗智斗勇

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

在口水大战中 没人会像加斯顿那样努力

I'm especially good at expectorating

我特别擅长吐口水

Ten points for Gaston

加斯顿完胜

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

年轻的时候 我能吃四打鸡蛋

Every morning to help me get large

每天早上我都变得更加强壮

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

现在长大了 我能吃五打鸡蛋

So I'm roughly the size of a barge

所以我现在强壮如牛

Who has brains like Gaston

谁能像加斯顿一样头脑聪颖

Entertains like Gaston

像加斯顿一样令人愉悦

Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston

谁能像加斯顿一样忍受没完没了的重复事情

I use antlers in all of my decorating

我用鹿角装饰我所有的东西

Say it again

再说一遍

Who's a man among men

谁才是男人中的男人

Who's the super success

谁才是最后的赢家

Don't you know

你不知道吗

Can't you guess

你能猜到吗

Ask his fans and his five hangers-on

问问他的粉丝 问问他的五个追随者

There's just one guy in town

镇上只有一个人

Who's got all of it down

能够掌控一切

And his name's GAST

他的名字就是加

I believe there's another T

我想下一个字是斯

It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate

突然想起来 我不会写他的名字

And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before

我从未大声喊出来这个名字

Gaston

加斯顿