If you've ever been on television more than 5 times
Discribing what the tornadoe sounded like
You might be a redneck
If you've ever cut your grass and found a car
You might be a redneck
If your dad walks you to school
Because your in the same grade
You might be a redneck
If you've ever been too drunk to fish
If somebody asks to see your ID
And you show them your belt buckle
If every day somebody comes to your house
Mistakenly thinking your having a yard sale
If you've ever had to haul
A can of paint to defend your sister's honor
You might be a redneck
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain
You might be a redneck
They always make fun of the way
I talk I keep telling them I said your gonna be
Real surprised when you get into the habit
In St Petersburg and say
Yo'all get into the truck we goin up to the big house
If you've ever financed a tattoo
If you've ever made change in the offering plate
You might be a redneck
We have words in the south
They don't have in other parts of the country
Now you come to the south we have words like you'ant to
We goin to the mall you'ant to
What letter does that start with does anybody know
I like this word alot aight
That's a word in Texas aight
Round lunch time every day you'll hear somebody say
Hey didja eat yet naw didju You'ant to Aight
If you go to the family reunion to meet women
If you smoked during your wedding
You might be a redneck
And last but not least
If you see a sign that says say no to crack
And it reminds you to pull your jeans up
You might be a redneck