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Hello hello hello again
And welcome back to happy hour
欢迎又回到球馆
In an increasingly digitalized world
Many of us are becoming heavy users of social media
So how long do you spend on social media every day either sharing moments of your life or reading other people's shares
Of course
The good side of this is that we get to experience a whole range of different lifestyles
That we simply couldn't before
However it also does mean that we are exposed to a world of extremely annoying messages and shares
And on top of the list of the most annoying social media posts is humble brag
So in today's episode
Let's talk about that
今天的酒馆里
我们就来聊聊社交媒体上最让人讨厌的几大罪状之一
Humble brag
What is humble brag
Again
This word is a new word
It's made up of two existing words
Humble and brag sounds of it contradictory
这个新的合成词呢
听起来好像很矛盾
Brag means showing off
Boasting about what you have and what you have achieved 是指吹嘘的意思
Humble however means being modest meaning not to show off
Not to brag
So what does humble brag mean
And why do people do it
嗯 Well
It means the kind of post on social media
That tells the world how great your life is
And then downplace it under the guys of humility or self deplicating humor so instead of just telling people how great your life
Life like normal brg so instead to hide your brag
And try to sound humble
And try to sound like your making fun of yourself
其实就是这种社交媒体上藏在自嘲或者谦虚的伪装之下的炫耀
我看见很多地方把它翻译成谦虚炫耀
我倒是觉得花式低调装逼好像更加贴切
But why do people do it
Well
We brag
Because we want to feel valued and important
And we want others to tell us how impressed they are with our accomplishments
But sometimes we don't get enough praise in the real world
So some people return to the internet
However the difference between real world and the internet is in real world
When we brag
We can see people's reaction
And we know how to control it
But on the internet without sure how people will react
So when we try to brag
We want to make it less obvious
Because we don't want to seem two egocentric and narcissistic
由于不愿意被别人认为太过于自恋
所以很多人在网上炫耀的时候总觉得要更加注意措辞
And waway to downplay
This brag is to use self deplicating or seemingly humble comment
Hoping that people on social media will not realize that you're bragging or at least they won't be offended by it
Because i am also really annoyed by these humble broggers
I've done my research online
And i found some of the most annoying humble breg posts out there to share with you
And i put them in four major categories
接下来就让露露和你盘点一下humble breg 的四大花招
而且在每一个sample 后面都会加上一个毒蛇鹿的白眼
Are you ready here we go
Category one fake confusion
This is when humble brokers pretend to be confused
Pretend that they don't know why
Why they're so great
Why there's so much better than other people
Sample one
I'm wearing a pony tail
Rolled out of bed from a nap at the bar with my guy and guys are still hitting on me
Like
Really
我就随便扎了个马尾
妆也没化
旁边还有我男朋友呢
可是这些男人呢
还是一个的不停的和我搭讪
到底什么鬼
露露的白眼
Yeah Yeah
We get it you're attractive
And you know full well that you are attractive
So are you just fishing for compliments or are you craving attention
Oh
I know that is i'm not so much as impressed
But really really annoyed sample too
Can we start a media campaign to question
How i got into colubiia
Still scratch my head about how i got accepted and demand answers
哎
我到底是怎么混进哥伦比亚大学的
我真不知道为什么
在线等答案
露露的白眼
Seriously
So you truly are confused about why you got into colubia hm
If you truly confused
I think coombia might have made a mistake category too fake inquiry in this category
The brag is hidden within a question
It's almost like they're truly asking a question
They're trying to find information
But if you really read the question
You will know they're just ragging sample one will twitter be available for me in paris
Malan or the motives
I hope so because it won't in hanggkn g or singapore
哎
谁能告诉我推特到底在巴黎
米兰还有马尔代夫能不能用啊
因为之前我在香港还有新加坡的时候有点问题哎
露露的白眼
Dude
I really don't believe you're asking whether twitter is available in these places
You're just trying to tell us that you're travelling around the world than having this fascinating life
Then why don't you just say so it would be far less annoying sample too
Can someone tell me how to look more mature
I mean my thirties
But i still get my id checked at bars
哎
到底怎么样能够显得更成熟啊
我都三十好几了
结果在酒吧里他们还要看我的id
露露的白眼
Well
I'm sure
You truly do not know the answer to this question
That's why you ask because apparently you're thirty going on thirteen
Intellectually i mean you're in your thirties
If you want to be treated as an adult
Act as an adult
Don't dress up like a little girl
Then people will treat you like an adult
It's quite easy actually category three fake humility and self depreication in this category humble broggers are trying to almost make fun of themselves
Or trying be be modest
Try say say all they're not good
But listen carefully that's always a brag sample one
Oh
I'd be the worst at prices right brought twenty kid by a monitor
It was three hundred fifty dollars
My friend convout for how clue as i am with prices
我要是上那种猜价格的节目
我绝对输惨了
我带了两万刀去买显示器
结果他们告诉我才三百五十刀
我朋友都可以证明我对于价格什么的真的搞不清楚
嗯娜luluby yyreally
Really
You brought twenty thousand dollars to buy a simple monitor
Are you really
That detached real life have you been in the real world
World or talk to a real person
I mean your privilege is not your fault
But funting your privilege life is not really
The way to win any friends
Especially
If you're doing it as a humble breg
嗯
Sample too
My iq is one hundred forty five
And i'm done as a rock
Iq is so meaningless
I tell you
那我来说吧
我智商一百四十五呢
但是我还是蠢的跟什么一样
我告诉你
Iq 这东西根本就不能信
露露的白眼
Yeah
I think the focus
Here is not that they're dumb
It is that they have an iq of a hundred four five
If you trutually have one hundred forty five
I You
You should know that people can tell your bragging
But in again
Where did you get your iq tested on the internet sample free
嗯
I feel so ignorant
When you guys talk about those so purpose
I don't even owe atv
哎
你们每次讲这些肥皂剧的时候
我都觉得自己特别无知
你知道吗
我们家连电视都没有
露的白眼
Luoh look at me
I'm so sophisticated
I don't even own at tv
Well
What they don't tell you probably is that they just don't watch tv on tv
They watch the same kind of rubbish on their other devices
And now we come to the last category
And this is the most annoying of them
All this is fake complaints
It's that they pretend
That they actually have a problem
And they want you to feel sorry for them
When they're breacking
Listen to these few examples
Sample one
Well
This is so unfair
Why did the lamborgini delarship not tell me i get pulled over at least
Once a week in this car time for a toyota
我当时买车的时候他们怎么不告诉我开一辆兰博基尼每个星期至少被警察拦下来一次
我干脆换成丰田的得了
露露的白眼
If you have a lambo planted why hide behind this ridiculous fake complaint
If you really don't want to get pulled over
I'm sure
You can find a way for starters
Maybe repaint your lambo a slightly less flashy color sample
Too i hate how i can never have any male friends
They
They end up up wanting to date me
Then hate me when i have to turn them down
烦死了
怎么要一个男性朋友那么难啊
我每次遇到一个男性的朋友
结果最后他们都想跟我约会
然后呢
被我拒绝之后又特别伤心
又开始讨厌我
露露的白眼or pour you and let me guess chances
Are you don't have any female friends either sample free
I lost so much weight
I need to get new clothes on top of all the things i need to do
哎
我最近瘦了那么多
害得我现在所有的衣服都要重新买
烦死了
露露的白眼
Wow
I truly feel sorry for you
And i genuinely wish that you gained the weight back
And then some so you don't have to change your drorothink about the time you can save
Well
That's all the examples was i speaking your mind
The fact is the occasional outright brag is actually not that annoying people can live with it is people who actually humble brag
They are less liked
Because they are perceived to be less competent
Than those who just brag
Humble brogers are seen as insincere leading them to be less liked and treated less generously
所以这种humble brag 实际上be 直直接出炫炫耀的更糟糕
有人恨
因为它会让你显得非常的假
So in the end
I just have a few tips that i've read about
That i want to share with you
Of course we want to brag
And we want to show off our achievement
Our great life
But keeping mind first of all brag sensibly make sure
That bragging is only a small percentage of what you post online that way
When something truly great does happen
You won't feel the need to downplay it second know your audience
Think about who is reading your posts
And how they might react be sensitive
And youll probably be a much more likeable person tip number three
If you're not sure
What is an annoying humble breack note
Which friends post you generally like
And which you find annoying and avoid the letter
But let's face it
Some people will never stop humble bragging
So what we can do is to sit back
And enjoy these hilarious humble bragging posts
Just don't beat the one who writes it so on that note
We're going to wrap up
Today's episode
If you have anything to say about humble bragging
If you are either a humble broger
Or if you want to complain about some humble brogers out there feel free to leave a comment in a comment section
我们等着你精彩的分享
See you next time
Bye