Huh
Huh
Huh
Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long
Long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made d**n sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
I stuck around St
Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
I watched with glee while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made
I shouted out
Who killed the Kennedys
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reach Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
Oh yeah
Get down heavy
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
Oh yeah
But what's confusin' you is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy
And some taste
Use all your well learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game