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点击复制The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
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Lyrics by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
Composed by：Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster
May I have your attention please
各位请注意
May I have your attention please
各位请注意
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
真正的Slim Shady可否现身
I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
我再说一遍 真正的Slim Shady请起身
We're gonna have a problem here
我们恐怕要出问题了
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
你们一个个 好像从没见过白人一样
Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
惊得下巴落地 像Pam Tommy破门而入
And started whoopin' her a** worse than before
然后变本加厉地对她动粗
They first were divorced throwin' her over furniture aww
他们离婚时把她摔在家具上 噢
It's the return of the ah wait no way you're kidding
王者归来了 啊等等 不可能 你在开玩笑吧
He didn't just say what I think he did did he
他刚才说的 不会是我想的那个吧 是吗
And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots
而Dr. Dre什么都没说 你们这群蠢货
Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement ha ha
Dr. Dre死了 他被我锁在地下室里 哈哈
Feminist women love Eminem
那些女权主义者 都爱Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him
咯吱咯吱 瘦痞子 我受够他了
Look at him walkin' around grabbin' his you know what
看他四处晃悠 还抓着他的那个 你懂的
Flippin' the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
调侃那个你知道的人 虽然他可爱得很
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
没错 我脑子里大概少了些螺丝钉
But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
但总好过你父母卧室里的那些事情
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
有时真想上电视 彻底释放真我
But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
可惜我不能 但汤姆·格林就能骑上死驼鹿
My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
我的身影在你唇边徘徊
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
若得你垂青 或能获你轻吻
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
这就是我们给孩子们传递的讯息
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
难道还期待他们不懂女性的私密之处
Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
他们当然明白何为亲密之事
By the time they hit fourth grade
待到升入四年级时
They've got the Discovery Channel don't they
他们不是还有探索频道可看
We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals
我们不过都是哺乳动物 其中不乏同类相食者
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
像切瓜般剖开他人身躯
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
但若能与逝去的生灵缠绵
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
那两位男子相恋又有何不可
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
如果你和我感受相同 我有解药在手
Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
女士们甩起丝袜 跟着副歌唱起来
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
我是Slim Shady 没错我才是本尊
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他那些Slim Shady都是冒牌货
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请起立
Please stand up please stand up
请起立 请起立
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错我才是本尊
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他那些Slim Shady都是冒牌货
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请起立
Please stand up please stand up
请起立 请起立
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
威尔·史密斯不必在说唱中咒骂也能大卖唱片
Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
但我偏要如此去**的也去**的
You think I give a damn about a Grammy
你以为我会在意一座格莱美奖吗
Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
你们这些评论家有一半连我都无法忍受更别提忍受我了
But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
但Slim如果你赢了那岂不是很怪异
Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
你们为什么要撒谎把我骗到这里
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
好让你们把我安排在Britney Spears旁边？
Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
该死的 Christina Aguilera最好给我换个座位
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
这样我才能坐在Carson Daly和Fred Durst旁边
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
听他们争论她先和谁有了关系
Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV
那个**还在MTV上对我大肆抨击
Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee hee
是啊，他很可爱，但我认为他已经和Kim结婚了 嘿嘿
I should download her audio on MP3
我应该把她的音频下载成MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
让全世界看看你是如何让Eminem染上性病的
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
我受够了你们那些幼稚的男女组合
All you do is annoy me so I have been sent here to destroy you
你们只会惹恼我 所以我被派来将你们彻底摧毁
And there's a million of us just like me
像我这样的人还有千千万万
Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me
他们像我一样口无遮拦 像我一样毫不在乎
Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
他们衣着举止言谈都与我相似
And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
他们或许是下一个佼佼者 但绝非我本人
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错我才是本尊
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他那些Slim Shady都是冒牌货
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请起立
Please stand up please stand up
请起立 请起立
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错我才是本尊
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他那些Slim Shady都是冒牌货
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请起立
Please stand up please stand up
请起立 请起立
I'm like a head trip to listen to
听我说话就像一场头脑风暴
'Cause I'm only givin' you
因为我只是在呈现给你们
Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
那些你们在起居室里和朋友开的玩笑
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
唯一的区别是我有勇气在众人面前将它们道出
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
我无需虚伪 也无需丝毫粉饰太平
I just get on the mic and spit it
我只是拿起麦克风 倾泻而出
And whether you like to admit it I just sh*t it
无论你们是否愿意承认 我都能脱口而出
Better than 90% of you rappers out can
远胜过你们九成说唱歌手的水平
Then you wonder how can
你们却还在困惑 我是如何做到这一切的
Kids eat up these albums like Valiums
孩子们如痴如醉地吞噬着这些专辑，仿佛服下镇静剂
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
真是可笑，照我这般行事，待我年届三十
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
恐将是养老院里唯一一个还在调情的人
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
边用杰根斯自慰边偷捏护士的屁股
And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
我正自慰着 可这整袋伟哥毫无效果
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
每个人心中 都潜藏着一个Slim Shady
He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings
他可能在汉堡王打工 暗中朝你的洋葱圈吐唾沫
Or in the parking lot circling screaming I don't give a f**k
或在停车场兜圈 咆哮着"我**不在乎"
With his windows down and his system up
车窗摇下，音响震天
So will the real Shady please stand up
那么，真正的Shady，请站起来
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
双手高举那根手指（中指）
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
为你的癫狂不羁而骄傲
And one more time loud as you can how does it go
再喊一次，用尽全力，跟着节奏喊
I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
我是Slim Shady 没错我才是本尊
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他那些Slim Shady都是冒牌货
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请起立
Please stand up please stand up
请起立 请起立
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错我才是本尊
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他那些Slim Shady都是冒牌货
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请起立
Please stand up please stand up
请起立 请起立
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错我才是本尊
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他那些Slim Shady都是冒牌货
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请起立
Please stand up please stand up
请起立 请起立
'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady
因为我是Slim Shady 没错我才是本尊
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
其他那些Slim Shady都是冒牌货
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
所以真正的Slim Shady请起立
Please stand up please stand up
请起立 请起立
Ha ha I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
哈哈，或许我们每个人内心都藏着一个Slim Shady
F**k it let's all stand up
不管了，让我们都站起来吧
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