(Ring ring...)
You’ve reached the haunted hotline—leave your fear at the beep
I dialed up danger on a Friday night
Wearing black glitter and vampire bite
Talkin' sweet to the things unseen
Ghosted by a ghost in skinny jeans
I picked up static on the line
“Who's there?” — click — it’s Frankenstein
Spells in emojis, cursed replies
This ain’t love, it’s do-or-die
Calling all witches, monsters too
Cupid’s creepin' in costume
Signal’s spooky, tone is tense
You’re now in love’s haunted suspense
Haunted hotline, who’s on the call?
Wicked games at the masquerade ball
Press 1 for thrills, 2 for a scare
If you’re alone, we’re already there
Haunted hotline, pick up the vibe
We’re dialing hearts from the other side
So plug into the afterlife
It’s a spooky connection, hold tight
I’m texting ghosts in your contacts list
"New number, who dis?"— with a twist
Dracula just left a voicemail
Askin’ if I’d haunt his next tale
Skeleton's snapping to the beat
While I swipe right on trick or treat
Phone lights glow like full moon rays
Got a boo in my DMs every day
(Hello?) It’s the witching hour
(Who’s this?) Your secret power
(Redial?) Don’t even try
You’re stuck in this spell till the end of the night
Haunted hotline, who’s on the call?
Wicked games at the masquerade ball
Press 1 for thrills, 2 for a scare
If you’re alone, we’re already there
Haunted hotline, pick up the vibe
We’re dialing hearts from the other side
So plug into the afterlife
It’s a spooky connection, hold tight
“This call may be recorded… for fright quality assurance”
(Ahh... ahh... boo hoo hoo...)
Haunted hotline, light up the dark
Flirting through that ghostly spark
Press 9 to scream, 0 to fall
In love with voices past the wall
Haunted hotline, we don’t say bye
We just hang up on the afterlife
(Beep...)