Hell’s Greatest Dad - Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft/Jeremy Jordan/Amir Talai/Erika Henningsen/Kimiko Glenn

Lyrics by：Andrew Underberg/Sam Haft

Haha looks like you could use some help

哈哈 你好像需要帮助

From the big boss of Hell himself

不如就让我这位地狱大老板来出手相帮

Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp

看看爹地在Yelp上可圈可点的评论

Five stars flawless greater than great

五星好评 完美无瑕 简直是无与伦比的神迹

Oh with the punch of a pentagram

五芒星拳一出动

I wap-bam-boom alakazam

嘛哩吗哩轰 魔法显灵

Usually I charge a sacrificial lamb

平常想我出手 不付牲祭之礼可行不通

But you get the family rate

但今天可以给你个亲人特惠

Thanks dad

谢了 老爸

Who needs a busboy now that you've got the chef

有了顶级厨师 谁还需要一个服务员

Woah-oh-oh

哇哦哦哦

Michelin-tasting menu free à la carte

米其林级别的美味佳肴通通都任你选

I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref

我可以为你暗箱操纵 谁叫我是裁判呢？

Champagne fountains caviar mountains that's just to start

香槟喷泉 鱼子酱山 这还只是开胃小菜

Who's been here since day one

是谁第一天起就待在这里？

Who's been faithful as a nun

是谁对你忠诚如修女？

Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun

是谁用老掉牙的双关语逗得你眉眼弯弯？

Your executive producer

你的策划执行官

That's true

确实如此

I'm your guy your day-to-day

我是你的好帮手 日常帮你打下手

Your chum your steadfast hotelier

你的闺中密友 你忠贞不二的酒店经营人

Remember when I fixed that clog today

还记得今天堵塞的马桶是谁修好的吗？

I was stuck thank you sir

我被卡住了 谢谢你 先生

Oh you

噢 你

I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond

能和你建立如此羁绊 我深感荣幸

You're like the child that I wish that I had

我多希望你就是我的孩子

Uh what

额 什么？！

I care for you just like a daughter I spawned

我关心你就像你是我亲生的

Hold on now

等等 现在什么情况？

It's a little funny you could almost call me dad

有点意思不是吗？你都可以管我叫爸爸

They say when you're looking for assistance

人们说寻求帮助时

It's smart to pick the path of least resistance

聪明人会选择阻力最小的那条路

Others say that in your needy hour

也有人说 最为艰难的时候

There's no substitute for pure angelic power

没有什么能比过纯粹的天使之力

Who just happens to also be your blood

而他又恰好是你的血亲

Sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud

不幸的是 亲生父母有时缺位无用

They say the family you choose is better

你为自己选择的家人才是灵魂所在

What a bunch of losers

一群垃圾玩意儿

Can you butt out of my song

你能别来嚯嚯我的歌吗？

Your song

你的歌？

I started this

是我先开始唱的

I'm singing it I'll finish it

既然我开始唱了 我就要唱完

Oh you tacky piece of

你这个缺乏教养的

It's me yes it's me

是我 对 就是我

I know you were all waiting for me

我知道你们全都在等我

I'm here what a gas

现在我来了 气氛正好

Took a while but I'm present at last

花了我不少时间 但我最终还是出现了

It's me it's me

是我 就是我

Mimzy

Who

你谁啊