Do you remember when men wore skirtsso hip
In kipper ties like jealous flirts so hip
In calico and in brocade shirts so hip it hurts
Do you remember when girls wore slacks so hip
Traffic stops men get heart attacks so hip
Seems so strange that they took it like that so hip it hurts
He's so hip so hip it
She's so hip so hip it
They're so hip so hip it hurts
So hip it
Whose the girl with the kinski eyes so hot
They kind of face you could idolise so what
The kind of shape that gets advertised -so hip it hurts
Once it was normal for a girl to curtsey
I'll admit even though it hurts me
Shed squeeze informal until it screams for mercy
So hip it hurts
He's so hip so hip it
She's so hip so hip it
They're so hip so hip it hurts
So hip it hurts
So hip it
Afro-wigs on albino squares
Polka-dots on alpaca flares
Solar powered electric chairs
So hip it hurts