The Unicorn (独角兽) (Re-Recorded Version) - The Bachelors
A long time ago when the earth was green
There were more kinds of animals
Than you've ever seen
They'd run around free
While the earth was being born
But the loveliest of them
More was the Unicorn
There were green alligators
And long necked geese
Some humpy-back camels
And some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants
But sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the Unicorn
Now God seen some sinning
And it gave Him pain
And He said"Stand back
I'm going to make it rain"
He said Hey brother Noah
I'll tell you what to do
Build me a floating zoo
And take some of them
Green alligators and long necked geese
Some humpy-back camels
And some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants
But sure as you're born
Don't you forget My Unicorn"
Ole Noah was there to answer the call
He finished making the ark
Just as the rain started to fallin
He marched in the animals two by two
And he called out as they went through
"Hey Lord I got you"
Green alligators long necked geese
Some humpy-back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants
But Lord I'm so forlorn
I just can't see no Unicorn"
Then Noah looked out
Through the driving rain
Them Unicorns were hiding
Playing silly games
Kicking and splashing
While the rain was pouring down
Oh them silly Unicorns
There were green alligators
Long necked geese
Some humpy-back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants
But sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the Unicorn
The ark started movin
It drifted with the tide
Them Unicorns looked up
From the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down
And sort of floated them away
And that's why you'll never seen a Unicorn
To this very day
You'll see green alligators
Long necked geese
Some humpy-back camels
And some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants
But sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no Unicorn