Remember fireworks in the park
We were unafraid of the dark
I remember you laughing
You were so relaxed then
We were in love
Tell me baby
What went wrong
We don't fart anymore
We don't even try
We don't fart anymore
Why oh why
Used to be so easy
Like Sunday morning
Now it's eggshells I walk
Just to hear you talk
It's never pleasing
Tell me baby
What went wrong
We don't fart anymore
We don't even try
We don't fart anymore
Why oh why