I like to sit in back watch out for cops
Play with baby's hair play with baby's top
And when she gets tired that way
I whisper in her ear an' say
Bend over
I'll drive
Bend over
I'll drive bend over
I'll drive
Is this the way
Jayne Mansfield died
Bend over
I'll drive
Now I was born in a test tube
But daddy tried it this way too
Mama stripped his gears fore the light turned red
When she heard what that shiftless no count said he said
Bend over
I'll drive
Bend over
I'll drive bend over
I'll drive
Is this they way
Ernie Kovacs died
Bend over
I'll drive
Now as I was sayin' before
I quit If you're lookin' for thrills baby this is it
Even the queen o'
Sweden sometimes is needin' some yuks
So if you're on the prowl for a night to howl just duck
Bend over
I'll drive bend over
I'll drive
Is this the way
Grace Kelly died
Bend over
I'll drive
Bend over
I'll drive bend over
I'll drive
Is this the way
Hank Williams died
Bend over
I'll drive