Dolphin Puncher (Explicit) - Spring Break
Composed by:Carbarns/Hesling/Mackinnon/Rumpus
I know a man and he gets quite mad at the
Little tasks that life likes to ask of him
Solves every small problem with a tall gin
Stress levels are high his hairs malting
He goes off on one every so often
Inner anger the overriding problem
Don't mock him or even bother talking
He'll knock your fockin' block in it's shocking
I can feel his resolve dissolving
Blood bubbling up like a cauldron
Your mouth's moving I can see your talking
I can't hear you the red mist's falling
Involuntary twitches it's appalling
They're all lolling at my downfall I saw them
Howling like a hound dog in the doldrums
So mad he could punch a dolphin
You see it's just as easy as that
For this cat to call bull and just lose the rag
He's pure raging
Pure raging we don't know why
I would ask him the snag is I don't want to die
He's got his own supply of aggro
Put your left arm in the wrong right angle
He'll pull your night to a standstill hands are anvils
What you doing with that man Chill
I can feel it it's getting heated
And what started as a little disagreement
Has then proceeded to release his inner demons
I'm in fear of what we're dealing with this evening
I see him seething ears are steaming
Unleashing anger with no rhyme or reason
Starts shouting chest beating balling
So mad he could punch a dolphin
The sort of chap who kicks off at shows
'Cos some drunk spilled a bit of booze on his toes
The sort of chap who kicks off at shows
'Cos some drunk spilled a bit of booze on his toes
The sort of chap who kicks off at shows
'Cos some drunk spilled a bit of
Ruined shoes put the dude in hospital
Overdose of testosterone and rock n roll
In the mosh pit all alone
He's never seen authority as an obstacle
First name terms with the constables
And after a few he won't be held responsible
I can feel it it's getting heated
And what started as a little disagreement
Has then proceeded to release his inner demons
I'm in fear of what we're dealing with this evening
I see him seething ears are steaming
Unleashing anger with no rhyme or reason
Starts shouting chest beating balling
So mad he could punch a dolphin