Woke up like Mr Clean
Shaved and need some Listerine
Heyyy
Heyyy
I remembered texting you
Then had a drink maybe a few
Too many heyyy
Think I was hanging from the roof
Probably talking too much truth
Lost my wallet and a tooth
I'm feeling so dumb
Da-dum dum dumb
Da-dum dum
Why do I always do this
I wake up feeling so dumb
Da-dum dum dumb
Da-dum dum
Guess I'm just young and foolish
Don't need to make excuses
No regrets
Don't need no alibi
Such a mess
I wake up feeling so dumb
Da-dum dum dumb
Da-dum so dumb
Da-dum dum ay ay ay
I'm so dumb
Found my cellphone in a tree
All these pics I've never seen
Heyyy
Heyyy
She looked like Mr T
Why he lyin next to me
In bed heyyyy
Think I threw up in a pool
Got a Scooby-Doo tattoo
Must've thought that it was cool
F**k
I'm feeling so dumb
Da-dum dum dumb
Da-dum dum
Why do I always do this
I wake up feeling so dumb
Da-dum dum dumb
Da-dum dum
Guess I'm just young and foolish
Don't need to make excuses
No regrets
Don't need no alibi
Such a mess
I wake up feeling so dumb
Da-dum dum dumb
Da-dum so dumb
Da-dum dum ay ay ay
I'm so dumb
My body's aching
'Cause last night was crazy
My friends are saying I'm locally famous
I'm feeling stupid
But f**k it I'm shameless
I wanna apologize
For being so dumb
For being so dumb
Da-dum dum dumb
Da-dum dum
Why do I always do this
I wake up feeling so dumb
Da-dum dum dumb
Da-dum dum
Guess I'm just young and foolish
Don't need to make excuses
No regrets
Don't need no alibi
Such a mess
I wake up feeling so dumb
Da-dum dum dumb
Da-dum so dumb
Da-dum dum ay ay ay
I'm so dumb