I WAKE UP TO A COLD, EMPTY CONDO
FILL THE DEAFENING SILENCE WITH VOICES ON TV
TAKE AN UBER-X TO SCHOOL
FORCE A SMILE AND PLAY IT COOL
BUT BASICALLY IT SUCKS BEIN’ ME…
MOM’S POSTCARDS SHOW A LIFE OF GRAND ADVENTURE
HOOBASTANKIN’ ‘ROUND THE COUNTRY HAPPY AND FREE
WHILE I’M STUCK HOME ALONE AND SULKIN’
LIKE A SAD MACAULAY CULKIN
WHAT I’M SAYING IS IT SUCKS BEIN’ ME
YOUR HONOR, IT SUCKS HARD BEIN’ ME...