In a haunted house so grand
Lived a ghost with a problem at hand
Gus the ghost was full of fright
And farts that echoed through the night
He tried to hide his smelly shame
But gas escaped just the same
Gus the gaseous ghost oh so grand
Farting tunes across the land
A spooky toot a ghostly blast
Halloween night will never last
Children scream and run away
From the smell that ruins their day
Gus just sighs a ghostly tear
Wishing his farts would disappear
He tried to hide his smelly shame
But gas escaped just the same
Gus the gaseous ghost oh so grand
Farting tunes across the land
A spooky toot a ghostly blast
Halloween night will never last