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点击复制Dodgin' The Draft - Allan Sherman
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First you tell your draft board
首先你要告诉征兵委员会
You're hooked on d**e
你是个瘾君子
You don't need the army
你不需要参军
Cause you've seen Bob Hope
因为你看过鲍勃·霍普的演出
Walk around the floor kinda nice and loose
走路要刻意显得轻浮散漫
Tell them your fiancee's name is Bruce
告诉他们你的未婚夫叫布鲁斯
When they ask about your schooling
当他们问起你的学历
Then you say
你就说
That you studied under Cassius Clay
说你师从拳王阿里门下
Then put some lipstick on
然后涂上鲜艳口红
When you're photographed
拍照时摆出妖娆姿态
And that's what I call dodging the draft
这就是我逃避兵役的妙招
Then you show the captain a note from mom
接着给上校看妈妈的纸条
Stand there while he reads it and suck your thumb
站着吮吸拇指等他读完
When he takes your family history
当他询问家族历史时
State with pride
你要骄傲地宣称
Benedict Arnold was on my father's side
我父亲那边有个叛徒本尼迪克特·阿诺德
He'll hand you an IQ test
他会递给你一份智商测试
Just look at it with gloom
你只需愁眉苦脸地盯着看
Then fold it like an airplane
然后折成纸飞机模样
And sail it across the room
让它飞过整个房间
If they believe you don't know
只要他们相信你连
Your fore from your aft
前后左右都分不清
That's what I call
这就是我所说的
Shirking your military responsibility
逃避你的兵役责任
Clump around the floor like your feet are flat
拖着扁平足在屋里踱步
When they ask about your hearing
当问起你的听力时
Just say how's that
就装聋作哑
If the sergeant wants a cigarette
若长官想要支烟
Treat him right
记得好好表现
Set fire to your draft card
烧掉你的征兵卡
And offer him a light
再给他点个火
When you see the eyechart
当你看到视力表时
Don't worry at all
千万别慌张
Say I'll be glad to read it
就说"我很乐意读它"
Just point me at the wall
尽管让我对着墙
And if the draft board acts in the usual way
若征兵委员会按惯例行事
You'll be what I call one A
你就会被评为一等甲