Fine Romance - Margaret Whiting (玛格丽特·怀)
Written by:Kern Jerome/Fields Dorothy
A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
A fine romance you won't nestle
A fine romance you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance my good fellow
You take romance and I'll take Jello
You calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotio
A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all the morals
I've never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance my friend this is
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
But we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder
A fine romance with no clinches
A fine romance with no pinches
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance
This is a fine romance