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THE JERRY SMITH RAP (杰里史密斯说唱) - None Like Joshua
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Lyrics by：None Like Joshua
Composed by：CANTI
Got to relax
得冷静点
This is earth radio
这里是地球电台
And now here's human music
接下来请听，人类音乐
Why am I so uncool
为什么我这么窝囊
I know it's not my fault
我知道这不是我的错
Hmm
Human music I like it
人类音乐，我就爱这口
My life's s**t
我的生活烂透了
Wife misses excitement
妻子怀念曾经的激情
And my kids
还有我的孩子们
Don't respect me
对我毫无敬意
Unlike Rick
不像瑞克
Who's always got to ask me why I b***h
他总要问我为什么在那儿逼逼叨
Well hm
嗯，好吧
I like it
我就爱这口
Insufficient confidence
内心极度自卑
Wishing I was smart as Rick
多希望我能像瑞克一样聪明
Even Beth admitted to me that I had the smallest d**k
就连贝丝都对我坦言，说我那玩意儿小得可怜
When Mr. Shrimply Pibbles was in need of a new heart to switch
当皮伯斯先生急需一颗心脏来移植
I just want to be brave oh
我只是想表现得勇敢，噢
Unemployed and the family is somewhat annoyed
丢了工作，全家人都对我有些厌烦
Asking summer if she could bum a coin the dumbest ploy
找桑莫蹭点钱，这烂招真是蠢到家了
Missing Jerry daycare when we had fun with toys or
怀念在杰里托儿所里，摆弄玩具的时光，或者
Feeling all of Doofus Rick's love and joy oh
感受笨蛋瑞克给予的爱与快乐，噢
Let me be in alternate reality
让我躲进那平行现实里
Celebrity that you caught on our TV
在那儿，我是你在电视上见过的名流
Virtual simulation where I'm proud of me
在虚拟模拟中，我终于能为自己自豪
Sleepy Gary on a yacht exploring sexuality
和沉睡的加里在游艇上，探索着性向
But I'm not gay oh
但我真的不是同性恋，噢
Even Mr. Meseeks screaming doubtfully
就连米西克先生都在怀疑地尖叫
Seeping in my self-defeat I'm sinking every time I speak
浸透在自我挫败中，开口即是沉沦
Beth does she still need me when she's working surgery on a steed
当贝丝在给马做手术时，她是否还真的需要我
Cheating with that Davin insecurity surely sounds so weak oh
总疑心她和Davin出轨，这种不安全感听着真逊，噢
Why am I so uncool
为什么我这么窝囊
I know it's not my fault
我知道这不是我的错
I feel like such a fool
我觉得自己像个蠢货
Cause Rick's the one who's smart
因为只有瑞克才聪明
They're whispering loser
他们都在窃窃私语，叫我失败者
I play the victim card
我只能不停地卖惨
You call me cuck I'm not
你叫我绿头龟，我才不是
Cause
因为
I like it
我就爱这口
Making her choose Rick over me
让她在瑞克和我之间，选择了前者
Stooping to mediocre pleading
我只能卑微地摇尾乞怜
Hopelessly open my room with a hotel key
绝望地用旅馆房卡，开启我的栖身之地
Mytholog's a decrepit worm
心魔不过是一条衰弱的残虫
Thought divorce inevitable
曾以为离婚已是命中注定
Now I'll just be left alone
如今我终将被彻底抛弃
Kids never call I check the phone
孩子们从不来电，我只能死盯着手机
Oh
All this time I thought that my marriage is going fine
一直以来，我都以为我的婚姻还算顺利
But I locked her out the car when I was scared of a homeless guy
可我却因为怕个流浪汉，就把她锁在车外扬长而去
Faulted Rick and tried to kill him on a roller coaster ride
怪罪瑞克，甚至想在过山车上要了他的命
Now I'll never know if I'll
如今我永远不会知道，我是否
Be a man and grow inside
能够顶天立地，内心真正成熟
Why am I so uncool
为什么我这么窝囊
I know it's not my fault
我知道这不是我的错
I feel like such a fool
我觉得自己像个蠢货
Cause Rick's the one who's smart
因为只有瑞克才聪明
They're whispering loser
他们都在窃窃私语，叫我失败者
I play the victim card
我只能不停地卖惨
You call me cuck I'm not
你叫我绿头龟，我才不是
Cause
因为
Cause the 1995 called and wants their insult back
因为1995年打来电话，想收回那句老掉牙的垃圾话
That's why
就是这样