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点击复制THE JERRY SMITH RAP (杰里史密斯说唱) - None Like Joshua
Lyrics by：None Like Joshua
Composed by：CANTI
Got to relax
放松点
This is earth radio
这里是地球电台
And now here's human music
现在播放的是人类音乐
Why am I so uncool
为啥我这样不淡定
I know it's not my fault
我知道这不是我的错
Hmm
Human music I like it
人类音乐 我喜欢
My life's s**t
我的人生好可悲
Wife misses excitement
无法让妻子快乐
And my kids
我的孩子
Don't respect me
不尊敬我
Unlike Rick
不像Rick
Who's always got to ask me why I b***h
总是问我为什么爱发牢骚
Well hm
这个嘛
I like it
我喜欢
Insufficient confidence
缺乏自信心
Wishing I was smart as Rick
希望能像Rick一样聪明
Even Beth admitted to me that I had the smallest d**k
就连Beth也承认 说我那话儿太小了
When Mr. Shrimply Pibbles was in need of a new heart to switch
当Mr. Shrimply Pibbles需要换心脏的时候
I just want to be brave oh
我真想做个勇敢的人
Unemployed and the family is somewhat annoyed
没有工作 家人都很生气
Asking summer if she could bum a coin the dumbest ploy
竟然问Summer能否借点钱 我也太蠢了
Missing Jerry daycare when we had fun with toys or
想念我们过去玩玩具时的那种快乐
Feeling all of Doofus Rick's love and joy oh
想感受古怪的Rick带给我们的爱与欢乐
Let me be in alternate reality
让我进入平行世界
Celebrity that you caught on our TV
你在电视上看到很多名流
Virtual simulation where I'm proud of me
在虚拟世界中 我为自己感到骄傲
Sleepy Gary on a yacht exploring sexuality
慵懒地躺在游艇上探索感官乐趣
But I'm not gay oh
但我不是同**
Even Mr. Meseeks screaming doubtfully
就连Mr. Meseeks都充满怀疑地喊叫着
Seeping in my self-defeat I'm sinking every time I speak
沉浸在挫败感之中 一开口就了无生气
Beth does she still need me when she's working surgery on a steed
Beth 在她给马做手术的时候 她还需要我吗
Cheating with that Davin insecurity surely sounds so weak oh
和那个Davin出轨 不安感肯定让人很无助
Why am I so uncool
为何我这样不淡定
I know it's not my fault
我知道这不是我的错
I feel like such a fool
我感觉自己真傻
Cause Rick's the one who's smart
因为Rick才是聪明的人
They're whispering loser
他们在悄悄说我是废物
I play the victim card
我扮演着受害者
You call me cuck I'm not
你说我蠢 但我并不蠢
Cause
因为
I like it
我喜欢这样
Making her choose Rick over me
让她选择Rick 而不是选择我
Stooping to mediocre pleading
甘于平庸 百般借口
Hopelessly open my room with a hotel key
绝望地用酒店钥匙打开我的房门
Mytholog's a decrepit worm
神话根本就是骗人的
Thought divorce inevitable
感觉离婚是不可避免的
Now I'll just be left alone
现在我孤苦伶仃
Kids never call I check the phone
看看手机 孩子根本没有打电话来
Oh
All this time I thought that my marriage is going fine
一直以来 我都以为我的婚姻状况还可以
But I locked her out the car when I was scared of a homeless guy
但当我害怕一个流浪汉的时候 竟然把她关在了车外
Faulted Rick and tried to kill him on a roller coaster ride
误会了Rick 还想在坐过山车的时候杀了他
Now I'll never know if I'll
现在我不知道我还能否
Be a man and grow inside
做个男子汉 内心变得成熟点
Why am I so uncool
为何我这样不淡定
I know it's not my fault
我知道这不是我的错
I feel like such a fool
我感觉自己真傻
Cause Rick's the one who's smart
因为Rick才是聪明的人
They're whispering loser
他们在悄悄说我是废物
I play the victim card
我扮演着受害者
You call me cuck I'm not
你说我蠢 但我并不蠢
Cause
因为
Cause the 1995 called and wants their insult back
因为1995年在召唤我 他们想要一雪前耻
That's why
这就是为什么