Hiphopapotamus vs. Rhymenocerous Originally Performed By Flight of the Conchords (Tribute Version) - New Tribute Kings

以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous

我是那个该死的押韵犀牛怪

My beats are fat and the birds are on my back

我的节奏肥厚 美女环绕左右

And I'm horny (I'm horny)

此刻我欲火焚身（欲火焚身）

If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede

若你敢继续较量 必将俯首称臣

'Cause I hit you with my flow

我的说唱洪流将你彻底击溃

The Wild Rhino Stampede

如同狂野犀牛群奔腾践踏

I'm not just wild I'm trained domesticated

不仅野性难驯 更经专业调教

I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated

由说唱家与犀牛杂交养育成人

And subsequently procreated

而后孕育新生

That's how it goes

这就是故事始末

Here's the Hip-Hopapotamus

这位是说唱河马

The hip hop hippo

嘻哈界的河马先生

They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus

人们称我说唱河马

My lyrics are bottomless

我的歌词深不见底

Sometimes my rhymes are polite

有时我的韵脚彬彬有礼

Like"Thank you for dinner Ms Wright

比如"感谢款待 莱特女士"

That was very delicious good night"

那真是美味至极 晚安

Sometimes they're obscene

有时它们粗鄙不堪

Like a pornographic dream

如同春梦般淫秽

NC-17 with ladies in a

限制级画面里 女郎们沐浴在

Stream of margarine

人造黄油洪流中

Ha ha ha ha ha ha yeah

Some margarine

来点人造黄油

They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus

人们称我说唱河马

Flows that glow like phosphorous

韵脚如磷火般闪耀夺目

Poppin' off the top of this esophagus

从喉间迸发而出的炽热节奏

Rockin' this metropolis

震撼整座不夜城

I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal

我可不是什么水生巨兽

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis

你这荒谬假设从何而来

Did Steve tell you that perchance

莫非是史蒂夫信口胡诌

Mmmph Steve

哼 史蒂夫

My rhymes and records they don't get played

我的作品总被电台冷落

Because my records and rhymes they don't get made

因为我的唱片和韵脚无人问津

And if you rap like me you don't get paid

若你像我这般说唱 注定颗粒无收

And if you roll like me you don't get laid

若你学我这般耍酷 休想抱得美人归

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

我的韵脚如此犀利 短短几个小节间

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

就让方圆十里的姑娘们珠胎暗结

Yes sometimes my lyrics are sexist

没错 有时我的歌词充满性别偏见

But you lovely b**ches and hoes

但亲爱的姑娘们啊

Should know I'm trying to correct this

请明白我正在努力改变

Other rappers dis me

其他说唱者都在diss我

Say my rhymes are sissy

说我的押韵太娘炮

Why Why Why

为什么 为什么 为什么

What

什么

Why exactly

到底为什么

What Why

什么 为什么

Be more constructive with your feedback please why

请给出更有建设性的反馈 拜托 为什么

Why

为什么

Why because I rap about reality

因为我唱的都是现实生活

Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea

就像我和奶奶一起喝茶的温馨时光

There ain't no party like my nana's tea party

没有派对能比得上奶奶的茶会

Hey Ho

I'm the motherflippin'

我就是那个最*的

I'm the motherflippin'

我就是那个最*的

I'm the motherflippin'

我就是那个最*的

Who's the motherflippin'

谁是这个*的

I'm the motherflippin'

我就是那个最*的

I'm the motherflippin'

我就是那个最*的

I'm the motherflippin'

我就是那个最*的

Motherflippin'

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