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Hey' check this out' tell it
嘿 听我说 讲讲这个
It was this blind man' right
有个盲人 对吧
Man' check this out
伙计 听我说
It was this blind man' right
有个盲人 对吧
He was feelin' his way down
他正摸索着走下
The street with this stick' right
街上拄着这根拐杖 对吧
Hey He walked past this fish
嘿 他走过这条鱼
Market' you know what I'm sayin'
懂行的 你明白我在说什么
He stopped' he took a deep breath' he said'
他停下脚步 深吸一口气 然后说道
Woooooo' good morning' ladies
呜呼 女士们 早上好
You like that s**t' man
你喜欢这调调吧 老兄
Hey' man' I got a gang of that s**t' man
嘿 兄弟 我这可有一大把这种好东西
I tell you what my man
听我说 我的兄弟
On the guitar' fool on the drums'
弹吉他的 打鼓的伙计们
Everybody just crowd around the mic'
大家都往麦克风这边靠拢
I'll tell you all these mutha f**kin' jokes
让我给你讲这些疯狂的笑话
But first' I'ma start it off like this
但首先 我要这样开场
Hey' help me sing it' homeboy
嘿 兄弟 跟我一起唱
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need
科尔特45和两张烟纸 宝贝 这就足够
We can go to the park after dark'
夜幕降临后我们去公园
Smoke that tumbleweed
点燃那飘摇的野草
And as the m*******a burns we can
当烟雾缭绕时 我们就能
Take our turns' singing them dirty rap songs
轮番唱起那些低俗的饶舌歌谣
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'
停下脚步 像奇奇与冲那样吞云吐雾
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
磁带远销四方 从这里直到香港
So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems
卷啊卷 卷起我的烟卷 挑出籽和梗
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale'
飘飘欲仙 飞驰在棕榈谷
Skatin' on Dayton rims
戴顿轮毂滑过路面
So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
开动吧 那辆83年的凯迪拉克双门轿跑
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will
若我的唱片滞销 我打赌我的凯迪定能卖个好价钱
Well it was just sundown in a small white town
夕阳西下，白色小镇静谧安详
They call it Eastside Palmdale
人们称它为东棕榈谷
When the Afroman walked through
当Afroman（非洲裔男子）经过时
The white land' houses went up for sale
白人社区的房屋纷纷挂牌出售
Well' I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap
我站在街角贩卖说唱CD
Cds when I met a little girl named Jan
这时我遇到了一个叫珍的女孩
I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know
我让她坐上我的凯迪拉克，却不知
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
她的父亲竟是三K党的领袖
We f**ked on the bed' f**ked on the flo'' f**ked
我们在床上缠绵，在地板上缠绵，尽情缠绵
So long' I grew a f**kin' afro
如此漫长，我的头发都乱成了爆炸头
Then I f**ked to the left' f**ked to the right
接着，我左右摇摆，尽情尽兴
She sucked my d**k 'til the s**t turned white
她取悦着我，直到一切归于平静
I thought to myself' Sheba' Sheba
我心头默念着，Sheba，Sheba
Got my a*s lookin' like a ZEBRA
我的肌肤已留下斑马般的印记
I pulled on my clothes and I was on my
我匆匆披上衣裳，正欲踏上
Way' until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
归途，直到她的父亲驾驶着雪佛兰，骤然出现
I ran I jumped out the back window' but
我跑了，我从后窗跳了出去，但
Her daddy' he was with waitin' a 2 x 4
她爸爸，他正拿着一块2x4的木板等着
Oh' he beat me to the left' he beat me to the right
哦，他左边打我，右边也打我
The mutha f**ker whooped my a*s all night
那个混蛋整晚都在痛扁我
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad' that's
但我没生她那个有偏见的爸爸的气，那是因为
The best d**n p***y I ever had
那是我有过的最美妙的体验
I got a bag of w**d and a bottle of wine
我有一袋**和一瓶酒
I'm a f**k that b***h just one more time
我要再和那个女孩缠绵一次
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need
科尔特45和两张烟纸 宝贝 这就足够
We can go to the park after dark' smoke
夜幕降临后，我们可以去公园，吞云吐雾
That tumbleweed
那团翻滚的烟雾
And as the m*******a burns we can take our
当那**燃起，我们可以轮流
Turns' singing them dirty rap songs
唱那些粗俗的饶舌歌
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong'
停下脚步 像奇奇与冲那样吞云吐雾
Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
磁带远销四方 从这里直到香港
So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems
卷啊卷 卷起我的烟卷 挑出籽和梗
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin'
感觉飘飘欲仙 驾车穿梭帕姆代尔 仿佛滑翔而过
On Dayton rims
装着戴顿轮毂
So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
开动吧 那辆83年的凯迪拉克双门轿跑
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will
若我的唱片滞销 我打赌我的凯迪定能卖个好价钱
I met this lady in Hollywood She had green hair'
我在好莱坞邂逅一位女士 她拥有一头绿发
But d**n she looked good
但天啊她真够火辣
I took her to my house' cause she was fine' but
我带她回家 因为她太正点 但
She whipped out a d**k that was bigger than mine
她竟亮出家伙 比我的还雄伟
I met this lady from Japan' never made love with an African
我遇到一位日本女子，她从未与非洲人缠绵
I f**ked her once' I f**ked her twice I ate that
我与她缠绵一次，又一次，我享受那滋味
P***y like shrimp fried rice
那滋味如同虾仁炒饭
Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
别对我讲述的故事感到惊奇
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
我在澳大利亚腹地遇到一位女子
Had a big butt and big titties' too' so
她丰臀巨乳，所以
I hopped in her a*s like a kangaroo
我像袋鼠般跃入她的怀抱
See' I met this lady from Hawaii
瞧，我又遇到一位来自夏威夷的女子
Stuck it in her a**' and she said' Aiiiiieeee
进入她的身体，她发出尖叫
Lips was breakfast' p***y was lunch' then
嘴唇是早餐，私处是午餐
Her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
她的胸部像夏威夷果汁一样喷涌而出
Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky
在肯塔基州，我遇见了桑德斯上校的妻子
She said' I'll fry some chicken if you just f**k me
她说，如果你和我上床，我就给你炸鸡
I came in her mouth It was a crisis
我射在她嘴里，那真是场灾难
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
我给了她我秘制的香草和香料
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need
科尔特45和两张烟纸 宝贝 这就足够
We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed
夜幕降临，我们可在公园里，点燃那风滚草
And as the m*******a burns we can take
当那草药燃起，我们便可
Our turns' singing them dirty rap songs
轮番哼唱着那些粗犷的饶舌曲
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and
停下，像奇奇与冲一样
Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
吸上几口水烟，把磁带卖到香港
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
我在田纳西遇见了多莉·帕顿
Her titties were filled with Hennesy
她的双峰似乎盛满了轩尼诗
That country music nearly drove me crazy' but
那乡村音乐几乎令我心神不宁，但
I rode that a*s and said' Yes' Miss Daisy
我如骑士般驰骋 轻唤"遵命"戴西小姐
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that p***y in a coma
在俄克拉荷马邂逅佳人 让她沉醉不醒
Met this lady in Michigan
在密歇根遇见一位女士
I can't wait 'til I f**k that b***h again
我已等不及要再次占有她
Met a real black girl in South Carolina
在南卡罗来纳遇见一位黑人女孩
F**ked her 'til she turned into a white albino
缠绵至她肌肤如雪般苍白
F**ked this hooker in Iowa
在爱荷华与风尘女子纵情
I f**ked her on credit' so I owe her
赊账云雨 至今仍欠她风流债
F**ked this girl' down in Georgia came in her mouth
在乔治亚与这女孩缠绵，尽享欢愉
Man' I thought I told ya
伙计，我不是跟你说过吗
Met this beautiful sexy ho she just ran
遇到这位性感火辣的妞，她刚跑来
Cross the border of Mexico
匆匆越过墨西哥边境
Fine young thing' said her name's Maria
妙龄女子自称玛丽亚
I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla
我将她紧紧包裹，就像热玉米饼
I wanna get married' but I can't afford it
我想成家，却无力承担
I know I'ma cry when she gets deported
我知道她若被遣返，我定会泪流不止
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags' baby that's all we need
科尔特45和两张烟纸 宝贝 这就足够
We can go to the park after dark' smoke that tumbleweed
夜幕降临，我们可在公园里，点燃那风滚草
And as the m*******a burns we can take
当那草药燃起，我们便可
Our turns' singing them dirty rap songs
轮番哼唱着那些粗犷的饶舌曲
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and
停下，像奇奇与冲一样
Chong' sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
吸上几口水烟，把磁带卖到香港
So roll' roll' roll my joint Pick out the seeds and stems
卷啊卷 卷起我的烟卷 挑出籽和梗
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale' skatin' on Dayton rims
飘飘欲仙掠过棕榈谷 代顿轮毂划出流光
So roll' roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
开动吧 那辆83年的凯迪拉克双门轿跑
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell' I bet my caddy will
如果我的磁带和CD无人问津，我打赌我的凯迪拉克依然风光