Why must I stand on my toes
Perfect smile and skin tight clothes
Cinched waist no cunt to piss with
A stamp on my a*s
Little girls worship me
And that'll never come to pass
But at last
I'm turning over a new loaf
I'm eating dry toast
I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet
I have cellulite
Bitterness Barbie she ain't smiling
Bitterness Barbie she ain't styling
Bitterness Barbie boobs are sagging
What if I had a mastectomy
Would they buy a one titted barbie
With wiskers clogged up pores
You know they'd take me out of the stores
Kids don't like me moms are mad
I'm going off the market cause I look so sad
Bitterness Barbie she ain't smiling
Bitterness Barbie she ain't styling
Bitterness Barbie boobs are sagging
Bitterness Barbie her a*s is dragging
Her a*s is dragging her boobs are sagging
Female pattern baldness befell
Barbie wigs so no one can tell
A barbie with age spots well I never
Vericose veins would sure be clever
Pluck my eyebrows Barbie today
Shave my toes and back today
Imagine if my eyes were crossed
Or if my hair was grey and course
With a sneer on my face
And a stain in my panties
A hairy crotch an extra nipple
I'm turning over a new loaf
I'm eating dry toast
I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet
I have cellulite
Crying tears of Crisco grease
Was I a beauty
Am I a beast
Bitterness Barbie she ain't smiling
Bitterness Barbie she ain't styling
Bitterness Barbie boobs are sagging
Bitterness Barbie her a*s is dragging
Her a*s is dragging her boobs are sagging