Woke up in the Oval, tie all askew
Secret Service knockin', sayin' "Sir, who knew?"
Red lipstick on the collar, heels by the door
Another intern's callin', beggin' for more
I signed that bill in the mornin' light
But last night was wild, what a helluva night
I am a man-whore president, yeah, that's me!
Sleepin' with the staff, from sea to shinin' sea
Executive privilege, baby, it's my right
One term or two, I'm lovin' every night
Man-whore, man-whore, in the White House glow
Polls are droppin', but the ladies don't know!
Cabinet meetin', but I'm checkin' my phone
Texts from the senator, "Come over, alone"
The press is huffin', callin' it a disgrace
But hey, I'm the boss, put a smile on your face
Golf with the boys, then a detour downtown
World leaders waitin', but I'm chasin' that crown
I am a man-whore president, yeah, that's me!
Sleepin' with the staff, from sea to shinin' sea
Executive privilege, baby, it's my right
One term or two, I'm lovin' every night
Man-whore, man-whore, in the White House glow
Polls are droppin', but the ladies don't know!
They say it's impeachable, a national sin
But veto that drama, let the good times begin
From the Rose Garden romps to the Lincoln Bedroom blaze
I'm the commander in chief of these scandalous ways
History's watchin', but I'm winkin' back
Legacy? Nah, just another midnight snack
I am a man-whore president, crown me the king!
Of late-night liaisons and everything
Pardon my pleasures, it's all in the game
Vote for the fun, or remember my name
Man-whore, man-whore, fade out the light
America's dream... or my favorite delight!
(Fade with saxophone solo and crowd cheers turning to boos)