Oops
I did it again
I drove my car up on the curb today
I checked my bank account, it's yelling "no way"
I ordered sushi for a family of four
But i'm eating it alone on my kitchen floor
I ghosted brad, i ghosted chad, i ghosted lee
It's too much work to text them back, honestly
I bought a dress i can't afford to keep
And then i cried myself to a peaceful sleep
Why am i like this?
Is it a crime?
No... it's just nature
I spilled my coffee, cried for an hour straight
Bought another lipstick, yeah, i sealed my fate
Please don't be mad, please understand my world
I can't help it, baby
I'm just a girl
Hehe
I told my boss i'm sick, i have the flu
But i'm at the mall, buying shoes, size two
I don't know my left from my right sometimes
I'm innocent of all these petty crimes
They say "be an adult," "pay your tax"
But i'm just looking for a reason to relax
Pink bows in my hair, head in the clouds
I'm whispering sorries to the angry crowds
I spilled my coffee, cried for an hour straight
Bought another lipstick, yeah, i sealed my fate
Please don't be mad, please understand my world
I can't help it, baby
I'm just a girl
So small
Wait, did i leave the stove on?
Did i lock the door?
Is mercury in retrograde?
Whatever
I crashed the server, made the system break
Ate the whole entire birthday cake
Please don't be mad, please understand my world
I can't help it, baby
I'm just a girl
Small hands
Can't hold money