Seen him there he'll have your guts for garters
Don't care where you come from
He always finishes just what he started
I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole
Hide the valuables away and lock the doors up nice and tight
Hope that you enjoyed your stay they say sarcastically polite
The streets are lined with residential rude boys
A gang of forty or more
I got this feeling like I'm stuck in a time warp
And its been programmed for 1994
Hide the valuables away and lock the doors up nice and tight
Lock your doors up
Hope that you enjoyed your stay they say sarcastically polite
But now its all ok
We don't have to go back again
Get on the motorway
We'll be back in by quarter past ten
And you can do the can can the hokey kokey
And karoke too
The opposite of foward
I glad that we came just to say that we witnessed the view
Hide the valuables away and lock the doors up nice and tight
Hope that you enjoyed your stay they say sarcastically polite