I'm My Own Grandpa - Guy Lombardo (盖伊·伦巴多)
以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供
Oh I'm my own grandpa
噢 我成了自己的祖父
I'm my own granpa
我成了自己的祖父
It sounds funny I know
听起来很滑稽 我知道
But it really is so
但事实确实如此
Oh I'm my own grandpa
噢 我成了自己的祖父
Many many years ago when I was twenty-three
许多许多年前 当我二十三岁时
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
我娶了位美艳动人的寡妇
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
这位寡妇有个红发女儿 已经长大成人
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed
父亲爱上她 很快便成婚
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
这使父亲成了我女婿 彻底改变我人生
My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife
女儿变母亲 因她是父亲妻
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
虽带来欢乐 却让关系更离奇
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy
很快我又成 一个男婴父亲
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
小宝贝变成 父亲的小舅子
And so became my uncle though it made me very sad
又成了我叔叔 让我倍感忧伤
For if he was my uncle then that also made him br'ther
若他是我叔叔 那便也是兄长
Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmother
寡妇的成年女儿 恰巧也是我的继母
Oh I'm my own grandpa
噢 我成了自己的祖父
I'm my own granpa
我成了自己的祖父
It sounds funny I know
听起来很滑稽 我知道
But it really is so
但事实确实如此
Oh I'm my own grandpa
噢 我成了自己的祖父
Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
父亲的妻子生了个儿子 让他们手忙脚乱
And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son
他成了我的孙子 因为他是我女儿的儿子
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
我的妻子如今成了我母亲的母亲 这让我忧郁不已
Because altho' she is my wife she's my grandmother too
虽然她仍是我的妻子 却也是我的外祖母
If my wife is my grandmother then I'm her grandchild
若妻子是我的外祖母 那我就是她的孙辈
And every time I think of it it nearly drives me wild
每当想到这个事实 就让我几近疯狂
For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw
如今我成了前所未见的离奇案例
As husband of my grandmother I am my own grandpa
作为外祖母的丈夫 我竟成了自己的祖父
Oh I'm my own grandpa
噢 我成了自己的祖父
I'm my own granpa
我成了自己的祖父
It sounds funny I know
听起来很滑稽 我知道
But it really is so
但事实确实如此
Oh I'm my own grandpa
噢 我成了自己的祖父