Ancient sands they whisper loud
Toot the Pharaoh makes a crowd
Not for riches
Not for war
But for echoes through the corridor
King Toot King Toot the gassy kind
Blowing winds through space and time
A royal blast a throne of air
His legend lingers everywhere
Scrolls don’t speak of his grand reign
Just the noises that remain
Golden tombs and statues grand
But his toots ruled all the land
The pyramids shake the camels flee
A Pharaoh’s power is gassy and free
King Toot King Toot the gassy kind
Blowing winds through space and time
A royal blast a throne of air
His legend lingers everywhere
Anubis laughs the Sphinx looks shocked
The Nile flows where his winds unlocked
In hieroglyphs they carved his tale
The farting Pharaoh without fail
King Toot King Toot the gassy kind
Blowing winds through space and time
A royal blast a throne of air
His legend lingers everywhere